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kill yourself 

the sweet release of death. having everything you worked so little for come to a grinding halt.
the best time of your life and the day your dad has been waiting for since you were born.
kill yourself:
me:man... life sucks... my girlfriend dumped me... i failed at school... i can't get a job... i wish there was something i could do.
Rope: hey michael?
me:yeah?
Rope: come "hang" out for a while ;)
me:OKAY ROPE!!!!!
Rope: i love holding you michael
me: ......coff....coff........
Rope: michael?
me: .........

Kill yourself 

A term said to anyone with stupidity overload or to anyone who doesn't have any value in life.
Example 1.

Stupid guy: "Yo' SWAG!"
Smart man: "Kill yourself."

Example 2.

Stupid guy A: "Oh my Geez, Justin Bieber just launched a new album."
Stupid guy B: "WTF, that's gay, go listen Nickelback, dude!"
Stupid gal A: "Whatever you say, but Hannah Montana is the best."
Stupid gal B: "No, Miley Cyrus is."
Stupid gal C: "Naked Brothers Band!"
Stupid guy C: "Jonas Brothers is the best of course!"
Smart man: "Go kill yourselves."

kill yourself 

Something people decide to do when they don't feel like living anymore...

suicide.
Hanging, blowing brains out, dying by your own hands, ect.

Kill yourself 

When someone disagrees with someone politically
Person 1: I don’t like Joe Biden
Person 2: GO KILL YOURSELF!

kill yourself 

when you take your own life then you live no more
i'm gunna go and kill myself when i finish work cuz i've had a fucking nuff of the living in the world bag of shit it is (good bye)
kill yourself by marie August 18, 2003

Kill yourself 

Is not something you should do. Well, just dont do it at all! If you're depressed or suicidal dont do it! Your life is the most valuable thing you could cherish! If you lose it, you lose all the amazing things you could do In life

Also, dont listen to the bimbo at the top. Hes just being a jerk. He doesnt have sympathy for suicidal people
Guy1: kill yourself

Guy2: *feels depressed and tries to slit his wrists*

Guy3 stops guy2 from slitting his wrists
Guy3: dont kys man! Your life is worth living
Guy 2: *puts knife down and hugs guy 3*

Moral of the story: dont killyouself. Seek help and love yourself
Kill yourself by Shrek-Tastic! February 26, 2019