a pathological liar.Someone who lies about everybody and everything.
She pulled a kelso and lied about coming over
by chuckles411 March 10, 2009
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A red colored shit. Usually not in a toilet.
by JbLjRs February 27, 2008
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ADJ.
1. Kinky or crimped; may be used to describe anything unconventional.
He walked proudly into the room and displayed his kelso curls.

That music is so kelso!
by warded May 27, 2006
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ADJ.
1. Kinky or crimped; may be used to describe anything unconventional.
He walked proudly into the room and displayed his kelso curls.

That music is so kelso!
by elliesmirk June 1, 2006
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When you are feeling down and feel like having a good time. Another name for having a party or taking a big dump
I felt down so threw a kelso with all my friends and then went to the bathroom and took a massive kelso
by Jere Freel March 4, 2005
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