Karl Marx

Nineteenth century economic and political philosopher and the author of the Communist Manifesto, with co-author Friedrich Engels; he was the original learjet liberal.

Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels met in a café in Paris to sip their lattes and blog about communism.

by SatanInASweater August 18, 2008

Karl Marx

Important 19th century economist and philosopher who, like many other academics of his time, believed that God was a character in a fictional novel. Is remembered best for writing The Communist Manifesto along with Freidrich Engels, though Das Kapital(The Capital) gives more thorough coverage of his economic theories and philosophies. He is often ridiculed unjustly by right-leaning economists, but any economist worth his beans is familiar with the work of Karl Marx. The philosopher Jean-Paul Satre used some of Marx's work in creating the philosophy of Existentialism. The word Marxist, derived from his name, is a mild euphimism often used to replace the term dirty athiestic blood-sucking communist scumbag.

: : Hi. I'm Karl. I'm a pretty nice guy who likes daisies. I am probably gay, according to more ignorant conservatives. Evil dictators have a bad habit of erecting my statue - I have that much in common with Jesus. I'm not all that bad at math, and I made up a lala land called communism where everyone could be happy. Too bad it doesn't quite work. Socialism works though. Try it. : :

by Andrew Broz August 04, 2005

Karl Marx

The worst writer after Nietzsche and Ayn Rand. He talked about the exploitation of labor but he hired a slave maid to clean his rotten ass and he refused to pay her. He was a major asshole and a psychopath who despised the borgeoise but lived off the money of his friend Engels' cotton mills. His writings were the reason behind the death of 100 million innocent people

The reason why communism is so shitty is because of its founder, Karl Marx.

by ihatecommunism March 13, 2022

Karl Marx

That guy from Aqua teen Hunger Force

George Isom at 4:02pm January 23:
"yeah i dont know who this karl marx fellow is...is he the guy from aqua teen hunger force?"

by Half a Bitch January 23, 2009

Karl Marx

Satan in the flesh!!!

On February 21st, 1848, Satan (in the deceitful disguise of Karl Marx) presented the dreaded Communist Manifesto, which took the entire New World Order down the path straight to the dark side.

by He who knows11 March 15, 2011

Karl Marx

Along with Oscar Wilde, probably one of the greatestpeople to come out of the nineteenth centuary.

Karl Marx gets blamed for a lot of things.
Karl Marx was a communist.
Karl Marx was safe.

by bignose July 18, 2007

Karl Marx

Birth: May 5, 1818 (Trier, Prussia)
Death: March 14, 1883 (London, United Kingdom)

Was a german philosopher, political economist, and revolutionary. The inventor of Communism. And the writer of "the communist manifesto"
He is most memorable for stating that capitalism would be replaced by communism.

Several Nations would end up being run by Karl Marx's Ideas

by YouGotNothingOnMeBitches March 13, 2007