a brand that makes the UGLIEST merchandise possible. Example of a typical Juicy bag: Pepto Bismol pink velour bag with huge embroidered crap on one side, with enough bells, charms, and whistles to wake up Sleeping Beauty. End product looks tacky and gaudy, cheap-looking, but way overpriced. Juicy Couture is in no way the same level of luxury goods as other designer brands like Coach, LV, etc. Juicy Couture is more like trailer-trash couture. Skanky girls who wear Uggs love this stuff.
by ecmsee3 May 3, 2008
Juicy Couture is the fast-food house of two souless, aging prostitutes who refuse to stop using fur in the typically tacky "creations" they sell to sorority girls and spoiled adolescent sorority-girl wannabes. Juicy gets most of its fur from China, from fur farms which according to real undercover video footage torture adorable, innocent rabbits mercilessly before either vaginally or anally electrocuting them, or simply ripping their skin off while they're still alive and conscious. (Go to Furisdead.com to see for yourselves.) When you "choose Juicy," you're supporting the torture of animals, torture so heinous, disgusting, and mind-blowingly cruel that if this were done to cats or dogs in the US, everyone involved would be charged with felony. The bunnies raised for your tacky little fur-lined Juicy hoodie live miserable lives crammed into cages too small to even turn around or lie down in, where they live in their own waste, deprived of basic neccesities like clean water and medical attention. Their bones break, they become deformed by the contraints of the wire cages, they are driven mad and self-mutilate, and many of them die in their cages, where their terrified cagemates sometimes eat them in desperation. Animals used for their fur are gassed, drowned, beaten to death, genitally electrocuted, or simply skinned alive. They feel pain and fear more intense than you can likely imagine. They are treated like garbage by their handlers- the Juicy footage at Furisdead.com shows that quite well. STOP SUPPORTING THIS MOST FUCKED-UP CRUELTY- BOYCOTT JUICY AND ALL OTHER FUR MONGERS... and let them know you disapprove and won't be buying from them until they stop using ANY real fur!
Selfish Brat: "Look at this fur-lined hoodie I bought with an excess of my parents money!It's Juicy Couture!"
Selfish Brat's Far Hipper and Exceedingly Tolerant Friend: "More like Juicy Torture. Observe my much classier and sexier Stella McCartney jacket- cruelty-free."
Selfish Brat's Far Hipper and Exceedingly Tolerant Friend: "More like Juicy Torture. Observe my much classier and sexier Stella McCartney jacket- cruelty-free."
by Toscina September 2, 2008
Look at all those girly girls with their Juicy Couture tracksuits and their matching juicy purses and sunglasses.
by xoxodollbagz July 11, 2008
For lame high fashion wannabes who should either give up high fashion forever or start buying REAL fashion.
Short definition: What loser preteens wear.
Short definition: What loser preteens wear.
by SoakUpTheSun July 9, 2011
Juicy couture is a heffa on myspace who needs to learn how to use photoshop.
She needs lipo and looks like she should live in a sty.
She needs lipo and looks like she should live in a sty.
by KilledHannah! September 23, 2008
A wannabe chic brand typically worn by classless women with long, fake nails, knock off designer bags, fake tans, and heavily dyed hair.
by JuicyIsGhetto December 24, 2021
Juicy Couture is a stylish contemporary line of casual apparel based in Pacoima, California. Juicy is well-known for their terry, velour, cashmere, and fleece tracksuits, which have been made famous by the many celebrities who wear them. The line is sold in upscale department stores and specialty stores, such as Marshall Field's, Macy's, Neiman Marcus, Nordstrom, Bloomingdales, Saks Fifth Avenue, Bergdorf Goodman, and Parisian.
Entertaining slogans often adorn Juicy apparel, such as "Wake up and smell the Couture" and "Dude, Where's my Couture?". The signature Juicy Crest, as well as the phrases "Love, P&G" (or "Love G&P") are stitched on the inside tag of each item of Juicy apparel. The order of the initials changed in early 2006 after a lawsuit by the Procter & Gamble corporation.
Juicy girls rule<<3333
Entertaining slogans often adorn Juicy apparel, such as "Wake up and smell the Couture" and "Dude, Where's my Couture?". The signature Juicy Crest, as well as the phrases "Love, P&G" (or "Love G&P") are stitched on the inside tag of each item of Juicy apparel. The order of the initials changed in early 2006 after a lawsuit by the Procter & Gamble corporation.
Juicy girls rule<<3333
by bawdy January 7, 2007