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Joseph. He walked into my life at a time when I least expected it; the strength of his gripping hand captured me from isolation, from a place of darkness and perturbation. Surrounded by murkiness, unable to decipher the wood from the trees, he softly took my hand and led me to a peaceful sanctuary. He lifted my spirits, and showed me what I was worth. I dove into his glistening eyes, as deep and mysterious as the ocean, and was comforted; I was enveloped by the warm, soothing water as it wrapped around my bare skin. He made me feel secure and safe. His listening ear, unrelenting patience, and encouragement provided the pedestal upon which I am able to stand, today. Joseph. The gentle touch of his hands that trace every curve of my body; his warm breath against my cheek that calm my thoughts, his supple lips that transport me to another world. Joseph. The rock upon which I lean; his sculpted arms that break my fall; his smile that brightens my darkest moments. Joseph. A cherished gift from God; a sensitive soul that brings perspective to every situation. Joseph, the personification of intellect; the definition of a protector. Joseph. Forever mine.
Joseph rode on his stallion, with the wind blowing through his softened locks, into my heart.
Joseph by I'mNoSidekick February 26, 2013
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The coolest person you will ever meet. Everyone wants to be Joseph's friend but might not realize it. He is a savage and is great at almost everything.
Wow, that's a real joseph
joseph by JL246 February 23, 2017
A sex machine. A legend in the track and field

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Damn that's Joseph! The bringer of rain!
Joseph by TheBOBOB March 20, 2013
great MAN! knows everything, does not like being called Joey. Listens too some dope ass music! IS one LEGIT motherfucker.....did i mention pretty fucking awesome! PLUS hes a MAN so that just makes him cooler! Last but not least hes straight THUG!
fucking ayyy i wish i was a Joseph! no doubt
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Joseph by SWAGGGG KINGG September 24, 2011
Wow, that guy just ate 58 buffallo wings. What a Joseph!
Joseph by Joe carlin October 30, 2006
A name generally associated with werewolves, sorcerers, and all around superior studs. Though they try to keep it secret, it's kind of hard to hide when they are ripping the guys face off.
Don't mess around with Joseph, he'll rip your lungs out Jim!
Joseph by Joevakiin November 3, 2012
a complicated, emotional guy who genuinely wants the best for everyone around him. He is incredibly kind, intelligent, passionate and funny. He makes an exceptional best friend, and will be an amazing husband/father.
Wow, any girl would be lucky to be with that guy, Joseph.
Joseph by happygf July 26, 2010