bintroduction: A gleeful "meet-'n'-greet" between two or more individuals engaged in dumpster-diving.
dintroduction: A raucously-verbal names-and-general-info-exchanging among a sizeable group of people while getting acquainted wif each other, such as if a troop of teenage Boy Scouts encounters a similar-sized/aged band of Girl Scouts during a trail-hike and they all decide to have lunch together, resulting in an uproarious "guffaws-'n'-giggles" high-fiving and hand-clasping fiesta.
fintroduction: Refers to where someone tells you da names of all of his aquarium-buddies.
gintroduction: A getting-to-know-each-other exchange between two bar-patrons who are too drunk to truly determine whether or not they are adequately compatible or would otherwise make a very good friend for each other. Can also refer to what a teetotaler never wants to happen --- i.e., for someone to ask him to "gulp a glass of Gordon's" to see if he'd enjoy adding it to his list of preferred beverages.
hintroduction: A merely-alluded-to familiarizing of Person A wif Person B, such as when Person C (like da parent of a bashful child) loudly tells da name of Person B (maybe said shy child, or another one --- Person A --- whom Person C wants to be friends wif his own little one) to Person D (maybe da parent of da other shy child) in Person A's hearing, in da hopes dat Person A and Person B will then develop enough of a liking/curiosity towards each other dat they will make an effort to connect on their own.
dintroduction: A raucously-verbal names-and-general-info-exchanging among a sizeable group of people while getting acquainted wif each other, such as if a troop of teenage Boy Scouts encounters a similar-sized/aged band of Girl Scouts during a trail-hike and they all decide to have lunch together, resulting in an uproarious "guffaws-'n'-giggles" high-fiving and hand-clasping fiesta.
fintroduction: Refers to where someone tells you da names of all of his aquarium-buddies.
gintroduction: A getting-to-know-each-other exchange between two bar-patrons who are too drunk to truly determine whether or not they are adequately compatible or would otherwise make a very good friend for each other. Can also refer to what a teetotaler never wants to happen --- i.e., for someone to ask him to "gulp a glass of Gordon's" to see if he'd enjoy adding it to his list of preferred beverages.
hintroduction: A merely-alluded-to familiarizing of Person A wif Person B, such as when Person C (like da parent of a bashful child) loudly tells da name of Person B (maybe said shy child, or another one --- Person A --- whom Person C wants to be friends wif his own little one) to Person D (maybe da parent of da other shy child) in Person A's hearing, in da hopes dat Person A and Person B will then develop enough of a liking/curiosity towards each other dat they will make an effort to connect on their own.
Other examples of alphabetical introductions:
kintroduction: Da "So-And-So, this is your ___, So-And-So" meeting between two relatives for da first time.
lintroduction: A "first-time huggy-squeezy" between two people dat results in lots of cloth-dust's being transferred between said two close-'n'-cuddly new associates. Bonus tip: to avoid both distress and a costly cleaning-bill, refrain from "rushing in headlong" wif someone who's wearing a business suit or other fancy garb --- just shake hands first; there will be time for less-formal-and-more-forward communing in da future.
mintroduction: A first-time meeting where one or both parties either chewed Wrigley's or used Tic Tacs beforehand.
PINtroduction: Helpfully familiarizing someone wif how to use his new debit card.
Quinntroduction: A formal names-exchange between da famous "actor Anthony" and one of his fans.
sintroduction: What da Devil is supposedly always trying to do to innocents.
tintroduction: Can refer to either (1) showing someone how to coat da tip of his soldering iron, (2) teaching someone to work wif rustproofed sheet-metal, or (3) demonstrating how lovely dyeing his hair can make him look.
VINtroduction: Schooling someone on how to differentiate between vehicles of da same make and model.
wintroduction: Giving insider tips on how to "be top dog" in da business world, take home first prize at competitive functions, etc.
yintroducton: "Pleased to meet you; I'm Yang. I think I already know your name."
kintroduction: Da "So-And-So, this is your ___, So-And-So" meeting between two relatives for da first time.
lintroduction: A "first-time huggy-squeezy" between two people dat results in lots of cloth-dust's being transferred between said two close-'n'-cuddly new associates. Bonus tip: to avoid both distress and a costly cleaning-bill, refrain from "rushing in headlong" wif someone who's wearing a business suit or other fancy garb --- just shake hands first; there will be time for less-formal-and-more-forward communing in da future.
mintroduction: A first-time meeting where one or both parties either chewed Wrigley's or used Tic Tacs beforehand.
PINtroduction: Helpfully familiarizing someone wif how to use his new debit card.
Quinntroduction: A formal names-exchange between da famous "actor Anthony" and one of his fans.
sintroduction: What da Devil is supposedly always trying to do to innocents.
tintroduction: Can refer to either (1) showing someone how to coat da tip of his soldering iron, (2) teaching someone to work wif rustproofed sheet-metal, or (3) demonstrating how lovely dyeing his hair can make him look.
VINtroduction: Schooling someone on how to differentiate between vehicles of da same make and model.
wintroduction: Giving insider tips on how to "be top dog" in da business world, take home first prize at competitive functions, etc.
yintroducton: "Pleased to meet you; I'm Yang. I think I already know your name."
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
The Master of Ceremonies stated that his guest,"Needs no Introduction", but I was wondering why he was waisting his time?
by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009
Going to a party or social event,and instead of having a conversation,you or other people just meet and greet everyone instead of talking.
At the party:
Bill: Hi I'm bill
Suzy: Hello bill
Bill: Hey I'm bill
Jack: Ok nice to meet you
Bill: greetings my name is bill
Andy: Great!
After the party:
Jake:so how was the party
Bill: The whole event was just 102 hours of introductions .
Bill: Hi I'm bill
Suzy: Hello bill
Bill: Hey I'm bill
Jack: Ok nice to meet you
Bill: greetings my name is bill
Andy: Great!
After the party:
Jake:so how was the party
Bill: The whole event was just 102 hours of introductions .
by Shekellord April 19, 2015
by Skews Me June 24, 2023
by yoboyjuicyj October 09, 2023
by Softredvelvetcream August 22, 2017
Refers to a "totally hands-on" method of getting acquainted where a beamingly-sociable person immediately arms-wraps and majorly "retains" da person whom he's meeting for da first time, prompting said immersively-embraced individual to eventually address da third person who had presumably been gonna introduce da two of them "normally", and meekly inquire, "Who's hugging me?"
Note to all of you eagerly-forward glad-handers out there: while it's often true dat employing da w.h.m. introduction method may indeed be delightful and jovial, please bear in mind dat not everyone has da self-confidence or relaxed personal-boundary perimeters dat you yourself may possess. So to avoid anyone's feeling bashful or "smothered", ya might wanna either (1) initially just extend yer arms tentatively towards da other person to see if he seems comfy wif it, or (2) include da third individual --- i.e., da one who was gonna introduce you to said huggee --- in said stupendous-squeezy, so dat it's more of a "group hug" thing where da not-yet-introduced person won't feel "vulnerable" or "singled out".
by QuacksO February 28, 2025