Brendanbot5000's definitions

neo-introductionism

Neo-Introductionism: The control and suppression of a group via the introduction of western ideals and culture such as alcohol, the internet, drugs, democracy, etc.

The US used neo-introductionism in Iraq which spurred on other mass rebellions that the US supports in order to be able to control at a later time.

by Brendanbot5000 October 2, 2011

Targetable

All the women in Target are absurdly hot, they are targetable.

Did you see that girl, she is targetable.

by Brendanbot5000 January 25, 2022

Honking Clown Noses

When two nerdy people kiss and their noses keep getting in the way. Every time their noses meet, they honk like a clown nose.

I met this new girl, we were making out and kept Honking Clown Noses

by Brendanbot5000 August 6, 2025

Steak Hooker

A woman who whores herself out for fancy dinners with steak and lobster. The higher the restaurant price the hotter she looks.

I went out with this girl and she was a total steak hooker, she wanted to go to Flemmings and when I said yes she got all dolled up for the occasion.

by Brendanbot5000 June 24, 2011

enterview

A code name used by Police and TSA agents when they have to do a body cavity search.

Sir, you are going to have to step aside, the metal detector beeped, we need to do an enterview. This is TSA agent Brooks, I need back up for my enterview.

by Brendanbot5000 December 4, 2012

walmartable

A girl or guy who you wouldn't normally give a second look to, but because they are in Walmart they are totally hot compared to all the other shoppers in the store.

Did you see that girl, she is totally Walmartable.

by Brendanbot5000 March 11, 2011

Glumorous

A term used to define someone who used to be elegant and classy, but has since succumbed to the evils of gluttony and slothfulness.

Kirstie Alley used to be hot when she was on Jenny Craig, now she is just glumorous.

by Brendanbot5000 December 31, 2012