Definitions by Brendanbot5000
Honking Clown Noses
When two nerdy people kiss and their noses keep getting in the way. Every time their noses meet, they honk like a clown nose.
Honking Clown Noses by Brendanbot5000 August 6, 2025
Targetable
Targetable by Brendanbot5000 January 25, 2022
Glumorous
A term used to define someone who used to be elegant and classy, but has since succumbed to the evils of gluttony and slothfulness.
Glumorous by Brendanbot5000 December 31, 2012
enterview
Sir, you are going to have to step aside, the metal detector beeped, we need to do an enterview. This is TSA agent Brooks, I need back up for my enterview.
enterview by Brendanbot5000 December 4, 2012
neo-introductionism
Neo-Introductionism: The control and suppression of a group via the introduction of western ideals and culture such as alcohol, the internet, drugs, democracy, etc.
The US used neo-introductionism in Iraq which spurred on other mass rebellions that the US supports in order to be able to control at a later time.
neo-introductionism by Brendanbot5000 October 2, 2011
Steak Hooker
A woman who whores herself out for fancy dinners with steak and lobster. The higher the restaurant price the hotter she looks.
I went out with this girl and she was a total steak hooker, she wanted to go to Flemmings and when I said yes she got all dolled up for the occasion.
Steak Hooker by Brendanbot5000 June 24, 2011
walmartable
A girl or guy who you wouldn't normally give a second look to, but because they are in Walmart they are totally hot compared to all the other shoppers in the store.
walmartable by Brendanbot5000 March 11, 2011