I'm fine

Get away from your woman she's about to rip your genitals off and play baseball with them.

Man: Honey I'm sorry I forgot our anniversary, are you ok?

Wife: I'm fine.

by thecopscantunrapeyou January 4, 2015

I'm fine

The perennial cry of the intoxicated.

Sober guy: "Shit dude you can't even stand up"

Drunk guy struggling to maintain his balance: "Nah dude I'm fine, really I'm just fiiiiiine..."

by jazzman! October 2, 2009

I'm fine

What to say when you just want everyone to shut up after something sad or bad happened to you.

A: Are you ok? What's wrong?
B: I'm fine.
A: You sure?
B: I'm fine.

by Kirito Ice August 23, 2018

I'm fine

Something someone (usually down or depressed) says when they don't feel like talking about it, or don't want to be in a vulnerable or in their eyes burdening situation.

Person one: Hey, man you seem kinda down, you ok?

Person 2: Yea, I'm fine...

by Supergoobert December 10, 2018

I'm fine

Something girls say to boys to not worry them or if they have stress girls don't want boys to worry about them they usually say "I'm fine" when they are mad.

Boy: Are you ok you seem mad?
Girl: I'M FINE!

by Just Funny December 21, 2017

I'm fine

Tbh, I'm not. Brain's fcked up. Hope ur doing better tho.

I'm fine, at least that's what I wanna think I am.

by 051818 January 13, 2022

I'm fine

The biggest lie in history..

are you okay? "Yeah I'm fine" You sure? "Yip!"

by poo-sucka September 30, 2022