hoffman

Noun; A person who is paid a lot of money at his profession, but, is inept.

My veterinarian pulled a hoffman and lost my dog. The pilot pulled a hoffman and fell asleep at the controls. The professional singer pulled a hoffman and forgot the lyrics.

by Doug Klast October 2, 2007

hoffman

The space between the bottom of the nose and the upper lip.

"Dude! that fucker had a long hoffman just like that actor Dustin Hoffman."

"I've got a lot of dead space on my face and better grow a moustache to cover my wasteful hoffman."

by mark v March 19, 2006

The Hoffman

when hooking up with a very unattractive hoe and seeing her within the next week, and there is no possible way to avoid her. Drop something of yours and turn away, get into sprint mode while down, and when she passes run.

as she saw the beloved stud she hooked up with on new years, words were getting thrown up her throat, but she was lost for words, and as she began to regain stamina, that stud dropped his phone and pulled the hoffman, and all hope was lost. she was crushed. that ass, she give iot one more glance as she turned the corner, but left to see he was springint full speed down the hall to get delicious treats. and avoid that hiedous mask she calls her beauty

by b dwys September 4, 2007

Mark Hoffman

A main character from the Saw movie series who beat the odds by sheer force of will, determination and above all a ridiculous amount of win by surviving jigsaws final trap to kill him thus negating the cycle.

From then on whenever the odds are beaten by sheer force and a good amount of win Mark Hoffman must be declared. He negates any chance of failure if done quick enough.

Guy 1: You just Lost the Game
Guy 2: Nope Mark Hoffman!
Guy 1: SHIT! >.<

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Girl: You got me pregnant! You better pay.
Guy: Nope Mark Hoffman!
Girl: Fuck! You don't have to pay child support

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Girl: *Sips Drink*
Guy: Ha there were ruffies in there!
Girl: Nope Mark Hoffman!
Guy: Shit! They don't work now.

by Reckless Dragon November 10, 2009

hoffman special

Drinking both beer and whiskey at once. Alternating sips between the two beverages. Any variety of beer and whiskey will do but preferably bud light bottle and jack on the rocks.

Dude I had a rough day I could really use a Hoffman Special.

by killa killa z November 30, 2010

Dustin Hoffman

Attending a Halloween or other costume party in as yourself in your street clothes, and explaining that you are actor Dustin Hoffman in very heavy makeup and costume.

Who is that cheapskate trying to fool, claiming he's Dustin Hoffman? He's just here for the free booze!

by dottielover October 22, 2009

Wild Hoffman

A guy that goes around smacking other guys on the ass in return for something.

Gimme some seltzer or imma pull a wild hoffman on you.

by Fuc! September 12, 2009