High Tech Red Neck 

Someone whose car in the driveway is propped up on old IBM AT cases instead of concrete blocks.

bubba: is dat car ever gonna run agin?
htrn: i dunno, i sold da wheelz fr beer money.

High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech High School 

High Tech High School is a public magnet high school in North Bergen, New Jersey. It is filled with an increasing number of students each and every year with retarded little freshmen. The whole entire school is filled with pot heads of all ages and sizes, which is where High Tech High School gets its name. Usually an astounding number of incoming freshmen come to this school thinking they will achieve flawless, superlative grades only to come out half drunk with a gram of dub in their mouth.

High Tech's performing arts (dance) program is filled with countless numbers of gay homosexuals and whores who believe that they can dance. This almost makes the entire program a huge LGBT club. The science program is filled with teachers who could do with an ESL class. Science majors are full of orthodox Muslims who literally reference Allah in everything that they say, and Chinks and Curry-smelling Indians who masturbate to multivariate calculus. The other programs in the school is full of so much shit that taking a shit on it will make my shit look bad. Therefore, it is not worth talking about, aforementioned in the above entry.
The programs are shit, the students are shit, and the teachers are shit. What more could anyone ask for in a blue ribbon school?

Student 1: Dude, what school do you go to?
Student 2: I go to High Tech High School...
Student 1: Yo you got some dope?
Student 2: Dude don't even, just walk into the school and you get high as fuck.

High Tech High School by lasercat October 7, 2013

high tech redneck 

a high tech redneck is some one who has more computer parts on his lawn than he has grass.

you know your a high tech redneck when you build an outhouse that has a T1 (or greater) line connecting it to the out side world.

high tech redneck by jeffrey sorenson January 15, 2004

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone who has a T-3 line running to his outhouse.

bubba: say, where d'y'all keep yer sears catalogue?
htrn: hit's rat chair under da router.

High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 15, 2004

high tech dumbass 

Unsuccessful pursuit or venture incorporating an over reliance upon state-of-the-market technologies and gadgetry instead of the safer, more reliable, "Keep It Simple, Stupid" (KISS) philosophy. Epic technology fail.

Terry: This Firebird X guitar has so many switches and knobs and settings... I just can't understand how to use all $6,000 of its robotic multiprocessing awesomeness.

Terry's Dad: Son, them boys just got bit by the high tech dumbass. Here, try my '64 Gibson ES-120...

high tech dumbass by ET_Bill January 12, 2012

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone who uses a spreadsheet to keep track of which reletives he's slept with...and how much they charged him.

bubba: how much do you pay fr sex?
htrn: a nickel's a nickel, a penny's a penny, kinfolk pussy is as good as any.

High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone who thinks da Information Superhighway might be a good place to hunt fr road kill.

bubba: mmmnn...boy howdy, these chips are good
htrn: hang on an i'll go back out an scrape some more off da road fur ya

High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 15, 2004