Thing that will hurt if you have hemoids: anal sex, goatse, drop a lung, shit, cider enema, and dirty sanchez, toilet paper, sitting
by x October 30, 2004
little pimples stuck in your ass.... and no matter how hard you may push... or even lick .... those little buggers stick to you like a fly on shit!!!
the woman became so angry after her monkey raped her she screamed so loud i think she popped a hemroid! what a mess!
by P.MS July 22, 2003
When a man/woman pushes so hard when theyre trying to shit... the lil pimples on their ass explode everywhere creating a big mess
by dick August 3, 2003
by Deej March 23, 2003
by BlackJaguar215 January 18, 2006
It's a disease where the symptoms includes an old man coming up to you and tickling your asshole or an old man breaking into your house and tickling you, only affects white people
by Doctor Trayoures August 4, 2021
Person 1: Honey I have some really painful hemroids...
Person 2: Well then I will be your Hemroid Hunter today baby!!!
Person 2: Well then I will be your Hemroid Hunter today baby!!!
by bordman24 September 13, 2010