Hearing aid

What deaf people use to hear better. Can be used as a sex toy by people such as Jake.

"I guess I just have a thing for girls with hearing aids." -Jake

by AC February 17, 2004

Hearing-AIDS

Stupid and guillible...
(listens to asshole)

This guy ? Sure has hearing hearing-aids... He listens to assholes....

by Ruv March 19, 2005

Hearing aid

The hearing aid is when you take your erectiled dick and stick it in ur partners ear and bust a nut in there ear, causing your sperm to hang from there ear. Then u stick a cotton ball in the ear then fart on it till it hardens creating earwaxs. THen just start YELLING at the person.

I totally gave my girl a hearing aid last night.

by Agonzizzle January 5, 2008

Hearing AIDS

A condition of poor hearing and probably AIDS, hence hearing AIDS

Wokesexuals who support drag queen shows for kids can't hear criticism because they have Hearing AIDS.

by entonces_taco August 7, 2022

hearing aid

The sexual act of repeatedly thrusting a penis through the gauge of a female's ear.

"Hey chuck, i can't hear you. Would you mind getting my 'hearing aid'?"

"No problem honey."

by Chucko Okcuhc November 10, 2008

European hearing aid

Having sex with the gaugeearrings in a woman's ear. May require lube. Also see gauge rage.

Garett: Hey man, Cindy just got gauges.
Doug: what are u planning on doing with them?
Garett: European hearing aid!
Doug: be care full, you don't wana chaf.

by Dbu June 7, 2013

Hearing Aid Beige

That matt fawn colour that resembles nicotine stained cream paint, you only find the old NHS hearing aids in this colour as no self respecting person would pay good money to have any item of this dull colour.

her personality is so plain it could be described as hearing aid beige...

by Moggsy James June 28, 2010