handyman 

5 in the Pink. 5 in the Stink.
Fist in the Pink. Fist in the Stink.

My girl loved the handyman, but she was really sore this morning

handyman by Wilfrid Laruier May 2, 2006

handyman 

a synonym for rapist

The handyman I hired to wire my porch lights raped me in his van!

handyman by 2.718281827 September 15, 2009

Handyman 

When a man's dick is so big he has to use tools to help cram it in the pussy.

Girl speaks : I really had fun tonight, I think I am ready to take our relationship to the next level.

Man speaks: Hell yes, but I hope you have a couple shoe horns lying around because bitch, I am a handyman.

Handyman by Dick Furcoochie June 1, 2016

Handyman 

When a short Spanish-San Diegan roommate gets a handjob (old skool style) from a reputable female companion in the backseat of a 1996 Black BMW Sedan.

"Hey, whats up bro? How was your night with that reputable lady fellow of yours?"

"It went well, I ended up getting an old skool handy in the back of my car."

"Oh bro, you are the definition of a Handyman."

Handyman by Ryan Perkins January 16, 2008

Handyman 

Guy that gives multiple hand jobs to men. See FB profile: Greg Frieh

Him: Holy shit, Greg just gave both of those guys a hand job at the same time....
Me: yeah typical handyman

Handyman by TemenL December 19, 2017

Handyman 

when a straight guy is walking down the street and a bigger, more muscular guy tackles him, pins him down and manually masturbates him to climax

That guy better watch it or I'm going to give him a handyman!

Handyman by imthedentist February 2, 2015

handyman 

Vicious, bad-assed individual

Hey, look out for that handyman, he'll kick your ass.

handyman by Dangerous Dan February 18, 2004