Handyman

When a short Spanish-San Diegan roommate gets a handjob (old skool style) from a reputable female companion in the backseat of a 1996 Black BMW Sedan.

"Hey, whats up bro? How was your night with that reputable lady fellow of yours?"

"It went well, I ended up getting an old skool handy in the back of my car."

"Oh bro, you are the definition of a Handyman."

by Ryan Perkins January 16, 2008

Handyman

Guy that gives multiple hand jobs to men. See FB profile: Greg Frieh

Him: Holy shit, Greg just gave both of those guys a hand job at the same time....
Me: yeah typical handyman

by TemenL December 19, 2017

Handyman

when a straight guy is walking down the street and a bigger, more muscular guy tackles him, pins him down and manually masturbates him to climax

That guy better watch it or I'm going to give him a handyman!

by imthedentist February 02, 2015

Handymanning

The act of intentionally being naked or partially naked when a handyman or tradesperson arrives in order to seduce them.

"I'm handymanning the hot solar guy today when he comes later. I'm going to be sunbathing naked and see what happens"

by Hotforhandyman May 10, 2023

handyman

A vicious and a bad-assed individual.

Don't piss that handyman off he'll kick your ass.

by Dangerous Dan February 18, 2004

handyman

5 in the Pink. 5 in the Stink.
Fist in the Pink. Fist in the Stink.

My girl loved the handyman, but she was really sore this morning

by Wilfrid Laruier May 02, 2006

handyman

a synonym for rapist

The handyman I hired to wire my porch lights raped me in his van!

by 2.718281827 September 15, 2009