A pixelated virtual hotel, full of annoying brats that not hit puberty.
It is full of thousands of rooms; most rooms have no furniture.
The site makes you spend real life money on.. basically... nothing.
If you don't spend money, you'll be called "noobs" > for not having HC - Habbo Club.
Being money whores, they bring in a new system called VIP with loads more clothes than habbo club and norms.
It is full of thousands of rooms; most rooms have no furniture.
The site makes you spend real life money on.. basically... nothing.
If you don't spend money, you'll be called "noobs" > for not having HC - Habbo Club.
Being money whores, they bring in a new system called VIP with loads more clothes than habbo club and norms.
HABBO HOTEL IS GAY.
by VividAmbrosial August 4, 2010
An online game designed for teens. Basically, you just walk around and talk with people. It's incredibly racist. The Habbo Mods once banned a guy who set his avatar to have black skin just for standing around. This is why it is constantly raided several times each year (however only one or two of all of these yearly raids are a complete success) by Anonymous. They dress up as nigras; A black avatar who wears a suit and has an afro. They stand by the room entrances and pool entrances and block it, shouting "POOLS CLOSED" while pissing everyone else off.
Habbo Hotel is a form of fail and cancer, and should only be played to block.
Habbo Hotel is a form of fail and cancer, and should only be played to block.
by AnonWriter July 23, 2008
An incredibly lesbianic pixel hotel that makes the comics from explosm.net look like works of art. The people will scream "OMFG N0000B" at you if ya don't pay freaking real life money for shitty extra pixels where you get "awesome new FAKE clothes FAKE rewards FAKE friends FAKE furniture".
DO NOT BUY THIS INCREDIBLY RETARDED GAME. Because it will suck you in and make you pay about $50 minimum to get virtual crap before you realize that Habbo is a waste of oxygen and regret ever LOOKING at the website link.
You do beauty competitions (nowadays if you make your habbo really ugly you win), mafias (wiggas with black beanies ranting lines from Soulja Boy), gay bars (lie, full of straight people pretending to be bisexuals by wearing pink turbans) and finally, HC parties that are actually full of geeky nerds who think they are cool by waving a pixelated hand in the air.
Believe me I added an HC dude on msn and WAS HE EVER FUCK UGLY I BLOCKED HIM IMMEDIATELY
DO NOT BUY THIS INCREDIBLY RETARDED GAME. Because it will suck you in and make you pay about $50 minimum to get virtual crap before you realize that Habbo is a waste of oxygen and regret ever LOOKING at the website link.
You do beauty competitions (nowadays if you make your habbo really ugly you win), mafias (wiggas with black beanies ranting lines from Soulja Boy), gay bars (lie, full of straight people pretending to be bisexuals by wearing pink turbans) and finally, HC parties that are actually full of geeky nerds who think they are cool by waving a pixelated hand in the air.
Believe me I added an HC dude on msn and WAS HE EVER FUCK UGLY I BLOCKED HIM IMMEDIATELY
This was my first conversation on Habbo Hotel:
Me(pretending to be a whore):Haii there
Loser: Hey wanna jack off
Me:Sure lets go to ur room
Loser:*shows to room*
The room is empty except for a gaybo pink bed.
Me:OH AWESUM
Loser:Yee what r u wearing in rl??somfin smexii??
Me:BOOOOOOOBBA YOU GO JACK OFF TO YA MOM *logs out*
Me(pretending to be a whore):Haii there
Loser: Hey wanna jack off
Me:Sure lets go to ur room
Loser:*shows to room*
The room is empty except for a gaybo pink bed.
Me:OH AWESUM
Loser:Yee what r u wearing in rl??somfin smexii??
Me:BOOOOOOOBBA YOU GO JACK OFF TO YA MOM *logs out*
by IHateHabbo January 25, 2008
by Aaron March 28, 2005
A crappy virtual with crappy graphics. Not only that the apperance sucks, but a few other things as well. For instance, you have to pay up to $50.00 dollars to buy up to 300 habbo coins that aren't real to buy crappy furni(furniture)that isn't even real! Now the people, these people will call you a n00b if you aren't HC(Habbo club). Then the people are report happy, they'll report you for nothing and last they want an e-boyfriend/e-girlfriend because they can't get one in real life. Wanna know what else? Habbo Hotel is full of pedophiles, that's right pedophiles! Then they have these people who block the pool because they think the pool has AIDS! I mean come on, the pool isn't even real it's just pixels so how can anyone catch AIDS from the internet?! Last but not least, none of the people can type, they type like crap! Habbo Hotel is the most GAYEST thing on Earth!
Habbo-dork4243: Z0MG!!!11!!!!11! 1 sp3n7 $100 f0r 600 c01nZ! 1 r1ch!!!111!!!!111
Person with a life: You're a lifeless loser that goes to Habbo Hotel...
Habbo-dork4243: 0MG u n008!1!!1 u jus7 j34l0us cuz 1 HC! 1 r3p0r7 u!1!1!1!1!1!
Person with a life: You're a lifeless loser that goes to Habbo Hotel...
Habbo-dork4243: 0MG u n008!1!!1 u jus7 j34l0us cuz 1 HC! 1 r3p0r7 u!1!1!1!1!1!
by xKMROXx May 1, 2007
A Fucked up virtual world. With pedafiles surrounding you. Some people get so addicted to it they pay for fake furni and credits/coins. ive seen my friend on it hes spent 15$ on it just to have credits and have new clothes. The hobbas are fuckers they ban 4 nothing and u then lose everything. Trust me habbo hotel is a fucked up thing that should of never been fuckin made.
Peda File: Wots ur name?
Kid: My mummy told me not to give info to strangers :(
Peda File: I'll Give U Furni.
Kid: :O My Name Is James Barnes
Peda File: Where U Live?
Kid: Mummy told me not to say dat either. :(
Peda File: I'll Give U Credz.
Kid: :O I Go to .....
News: Child James Barnes has been killed. They say he was playing Habbo Hotel. He was found outside his house stabbed. Also he had lots of furni and credz/coins!!!!!!
Kid: My mummy told me not to give info to strangers :(
Peda File: I'll Give U Furni.
Kid: :O My Name Is James Barnes
Peda File: Where U Live?
Kid: Mummy told me not to say dat either. :(
Peda File: I'll Give U Credz.
Kid: :O I Go to .....
News: Child James Barnes has been killed. They say he was playing Habbo Hotel. He was found outside his house stabbed. Also he had lots of furni and credz/coins!!!!!!
by Da Miker May 31, 2005
Habbo Hotel is a waste of your time and money. Most of the time you spend lining up to get into "dating" games, to trade or even to play a "fun" game. Don't spend your money on it as you have nothing to show for it. You are probally interacting with 50 year old men. All your getting is pixelated furniture and a badge that makes you feel superior to other habbos. I wasted four months on that crap before I got myself banned for no reason at all. It's just a place on the net filled with perverted people wanting cyber and immature people with nothing better to do. I'm sorry I even signed up for it and i'm glad I didn't spend $100 on it like some of my friends ecause its just for some junk.
Some Typical Conversations On Habbo Hotel
Girl habbo - Hey Hottie
Boy habbo - Hey sxc
Girl habbo - Do you have a room
Boy habbo - Yeah
Boy habbo - Um, wanna hav cyber
Girl habbo - Sure sxc
Habbo1 - Are you Habbo club?
Habbo2 - Yeah
Habbo1 - Show me your badge
Habbo2 - NO
Habbo1 - Don't talk to me you freak
Girl habbo - Hey Hottie
Boy habbo - Hey sxc
Girl habbo - Do you have a room
Boy habbo - Yeah
Boy habbo - Um, wanna hav cyber
Girl habbo - Sure sxc
Habbo1 - Are you Habbo club?
Habbo2 - Yeah
Habbo1 - Show me your badge
Habbo2 - NO
Habbo1 - Don't talk to me you freak
by SuperFreak September 29, 2006