THIS IS A DEFINTION ON WHERE YOU CAN FIND EMOS
are like annoying little insects that you swat and they come back again, only much worse.
You see emo gay guys making out on SIMS.
You see 3/4 of the Youtube video population containing retarded slide shows
on gay emo dudes, again kissing eachother
or proposing to eachother
You go to every single local
show and there will be a pit containing emo girls who apparently
think that they are on So You Think You Can Dance.
You go to every single dark depressing corner of the mall and you see emo children
eating happy meals and snow cones.
You go to Kmart
and Walmart and you see ten year old emo kiddies buying sour
straps with their
mommies whilst having THREE holes
in each ear pierced. At that age already.
You go to the delivery sections of supermarkets
and bus stops and see emo guys slouching together pretending they are depressed with this world, when really they are craning their
necks trying to see if you are looking
how in touch with their
feelings they are whilst blowing half of their
hair off their
And, finally, you will see them the most falling on their
fat arses in skating
Or, you could just
go to local
parks and watch
two emo guys giggle together then pull
a serious face once someone walks by to maintain their
reputation. It's very entertaining.
This is a real example of a so called "tough" emo kid on my street.
to the Food
Court in a mall and spot an emo dude I know*
Him: *sitting looking supposedly sensitive yet passive in his black wigga hoodie* Hi.
*he quickly puts something behind his back*
Me:Yo what's that
behind ur back
Me: K bye *starts to walk off*
*I quickly look
back and see that
he is holding a Happy Meal
in one hand and the Happy Meal
toy in the other*
I will not even mention his AGE as it will probably embarrass him.