A young man that possesses qualities not unlike the common "guido," but is not Italian. Most commonly very large Romanian or Norwegian men with extremely short friends that highlight his stature.
"Stop hasslin' me, Guid, you're not even Italian!"
by Kelly O'Mouse November 21, 2009
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the act of accidently squirting a bit of diarrhea on a sexual partner while having sex/Birddogging
"god damnit, did you just guid on me again? it smells awful!"
by stevefromwa March 13, 2008
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guid - Derived from guido, a derogatory term for a man of Mediterranean descent 1) n. a sleaze; a pimp; a mack 2) one who can handle multiple girls simultaneously and effectively 3) one who spends time in a wife beater and heavy jewelry on his porch or in an above ground swimming pool 4) vt., to mack heavily and well; to sleaze multiple women at once; deftly
1. (n) That kid hits on girls all the time- he's a total guid.

2. (vt) Look at that kid guid on all those freshmen girls.
by Scott Bardo Maq April 23, 2005
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G.U.I.D.E - Girls using incredible dildos effeciently, after advancing from the camp- fires of being a brownie, one becomes a guide and earns the right to a free vibrator.
by lupo April 9, 2003
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Abbreviation for guidette. An Italian girl who dresses good, tans alot, loves to club, and lives for the summer and spending it down the shore. She parties alot and does so with her guidos.
"Those two guides are hot stuff. They know how to shake it for some guidos."

"I wanna be like those guides!"
by geeonnuhh August 23, 2005
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n. 1) A 19 year-old fifth year senior, going by the pseudonym of Nasty or Squirrelmaster. 2) A shameless sexual predator 3) One who only dates younger women
that squirrel is a dirty guid
by The Lynguist May 10, 2005
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