Being complety broke
by Mumbles5850 May 11, 2010
One of the most fucked up countries in the world that yet is awesome. Liquor can be bought by any age, there are domestic cigarettes and women vary from church-girl to rambunctious slut. Lots of great destinations to visit, from sandy coasts to forests to mountaintops. Food is so awesome you'll be poor in 2 days after buying excessively many plates.
Greece also has a lot of friendly people, especially the older generation, that upon realising you're a tourist will start treating you with traditional foods, drinks and even music, but will charge your ass off in the end. Still, you won't mind because you'll have had a great time.
Avoid dark city streets because you'll be compromising your safety, and always look at the price tags before you start talking.
Greece also has a lot of friendly people, especially the older generation, that upon realising you're a tourist will start treating you with traditional foods, drinks and even music, but will charge your ass off in the end. Still, you won't mind because you'll have had a great time.
Avoid dark city streets because you'll be compromising your safety, and always look at the price tags before you start talking.
-Imma go to Greece for summer.
-That's rad, get a lot of condoms and money, cuz you'll be spending your ass off on women you'll need the condoms for!
-I ate a weird greek sandwich-ish called "gyros".
-Last time I ate that, I booked holidays to Greece for the next 3 years.
-Greece isn't only culture and ancient history. It's also nightlife and crazy fun!
-That's rad, get a lot of condoms and money, cuz you'll be spending your ass off on women you'll need the condoms for!
-I ate a weird greek sandwich-ish called "gyros".
-Last time I ate that, I booked holidays to Greece for the next 3 years.
-Greece isn't only culture and ancient history. It's also nightlife and crazy fun!
by kouraf16 April 7, 2011
The best place on earth, you can be any age to drink alcahol and can get porn at any age. It has the best beeches on earth.
by glue September 26, 2003
Greece has only motherfuckers, they hate albanians becoz they r so handsome and real males, they r jealous abt us becoz we r smart and clever :)
by Teuta September 5, 2008
by Aleksandar Makedonski May 29, 2005
A country which didn't create science-Arabia did. Arabia also created maths. India and China created Medicine, Astronomy and Astrology. The Greeks didn't even invent the pillar, Koreans did. Overall, countries more ancient than Greece like China, India and the Middle East created everything the Greeks like to claim 'credit' for. Greeks weren't the creators. Indian scripts date back to 20,000 years ago, Greeks are only 2,000 years old. Also, India created the alphabet, as Sanskrit, and were the first people to actually write down written language. Once again, Greeks weren't even around at that point.
Greek: My people created everything!
Asians: Nope, we did. Even before you even existed.
Greek: Damn. *cries*
Asians: Nope, we did. Even before you even existed.
Greek: Damn. *cries*
by The Defining Moment June 6, 2005