A portmanteau for goblin porn, combining the GO from goblin and the ORN from porn.
Nate: Dude where were you today?
Kevin: I stayed up all night man.
Nate: Doing what?
Kevin: Jerking off to Gorn.
by Goblin 6000 March 4, 2022
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feeling of extreme arousing / sexual excitement, which causes oneself to immediately have the dying need to jack one off, irrespective of the location
Nikki: Hey, did you get my selfie's last night, what'd you think?
John: OMG they got me so GORN I think I cummed in my pants
by KhalidBrah April 16, 2015
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A simpleton,genetic freak or generally damaged individual.
The Gorns from the T.B.I. hospice always scare the kids trying to sell band candy.
by Rod Fury June 10, 2006
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Dude, you're so gorn!

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Girl 1: Are you going out with Kevin
Girl 2: No way, he's so gorn!
by Aireen November 11, 2008
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neologism. abbreviation of "good morning".
for lazy people.
The noun was created by Cehz on 28th of August 2008 in Stockholm, Sweden.
"hello"..... " GORNING!!!"
by Giganecroghei August 28, 2008
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A medical condition when one reads a book and gets aroused by the word "The" every time it is said.
Kyle First: I was reading that book yesterday and the word "The" came up and it reminded me of Notifika's fine booty I just wanted to tap that, I must have the Gorne syndrom.
by Mrmcbeefy August 14, 2009
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gorn, v: The act of vandalising another person's computer whilst they are absent through lurid messages on their instant messenger and other chat programs (eg. mIRC, DC++), changing desktop backgrounds, and setting internet homepages to give the impression that the user is partial to homoerotic material and has homosexual tendancies. A portmanteau of the words "gay" and "porn". Orginated from Mt Gravatt College, Griffith University, Brisbane, Australia (circa: late 2005).
I just gorned Julz's computer so bad.
Who the fuck just gorned my computer?? They set meatspin as my desktop background!
by <Doc> March 2, 2006
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