Gerp 

an ugly girl/guy. or a ridiculous time.

"Jack you are about to hook up with a GERP. Retreat now!!!"

"Gary you look hella gerp right now."

Gerp by Tads17 April 12, 2010

gerp 

gerp, when the prefix es is attachted, becomes an abbreviation of the genital herpes. Gerpes

your mother has gerpes, then passed them onto me

gerp by Anonymous May 13, 2003

gerp 

Meth users stay up for days on end all the time. When you gerp this is when you think you can fix anything. (Items may/or may not belong to them.) The gerper starts by taking it apart. Usually it doesnt get put back together;leaving one with projects that shouldn't have been attempted.

Marco gerped for hours, trying to fix his cell phone. He took it apart, after losing the mini screws; he then took apart his sisters sunglasses. Since the screws were the wrong fit, he took apart his moms electric tooth brush. By that time it was morning; He accidently fell asleep. With a broken cell and 2 dissapointed family members.

gerp by Betty Kennedy May 8, 2006

gerp 

Load of moolah

Wee look at mee im swimming in gerp

gerp by Josh May 11, 2003

Gerp 

A brown person. Hindu, Packi, Persian, etc.

That gerp cunt ripped me off.
or
that gerp is a cheap motherfucker.

Gerp by D420* January 14, 2010

gerp 

lots of money

I got a grip of gerp

gerp by Ptown May 7, 2003

gerp 

another meaning for the word "gay."

Max is kinda gerp all the time because of his frog chin.

gerp by Katie Jennings January 11, 2008