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Fu manchu 

When you cum in a girl's mouth, hold her mouth shut, and punch her in the stomach. The cum squirts out of her nose like a fu manchu style mustache.
I gave Lisa a fu manchu last night. That girl can take a punch!

Fu Manchu Mustache

The absolutely faggiest mustache ever invented. 99.9% of people who sport these are redneck gaymen.
I know a gay redneck man named Charles, aka. "Brokeback Charles" who sported a Fu Manchu Mustache, cowboy hat and a pick-up truck. When he wasn't in the oilfield he loved to leer at all the straight married men and children. He gave me the creeps!
Fu Manchu Mustache by Miguela- December 13, 2009

patchy fu manchu

When a man blows his load on a girls top lip/just under her nose, and the jazz (jizz) pours down either side of her mouth.
Last night I gave Laura a patchy fu Manchu. That cum mustache can't be unseen.

fudgesicle fu manchu

The mess left behind on a kid's face when eating a frozen treat too slowly.
Lil J was having so much fun w/ her fudgesicle she ended up w/ a fudgesicle fu manchu before she finished.

Crotch Fu Manchu

Pubic hair that sticks out the side crotch of underwear.
Bruh, your crotch fu manchu is out of control. Use a shaver or Nair!!
Crotch Fu Manchu by Jlewd August 28, 2019

stroking the fu-manchu 

Getting off to watching two or more Asians have sex.
I was stroking the fu-manchu at the club last night when those Japanese girls went at it.