"How do you plan to afford that?!"
"Dude, calm down, I have a five finger discount."
by Skeddles February 5, 2008
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(slang)(euphemism)
1. the act of shoplifting, petty theft.
2. taking an object, using all five fingers, and concealing said object within an article of clothing or a bag.
3. occasionally a coupon can be used along side the five fingers
girls hate gifts that are obtained through the five finger discount
by maniacxxl January 4, 2009
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The punishment for thievery in certain middle eastern countries possibly includes cutting off all five fingers from the hand that stole the goods. Hence, your discounted price of $0 includes five of your fingers, or a "five finger discount".
by diesel weasel May 17, 2013
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"check it out dude, i got 17 cadburys creme eggs on five finger discount!"
by D-Bizz January 9, 2007
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If you can fit five fingers, you get a discount
I got the five finger discount because that ho had a loose pussy
by Rihanyce November 26, 2011
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