First day façade

When a teacher acts nice and laughs all the time on the first day and then you hear from sources he's actually very mean

Tracey: OMG! Our teacher is so cool!
Paige: No he isn't! I heard it's just a first day façade!

by Mislead student February 5, 2014

First Day of School

It's never too bad...you have a clean slate, new classes, you get to see all the people who you haven't seen over the summer...that whole can't fall asleep the night before it type of thing. Then the second day comes, and it's not too bad. Then you get to the 4th and 5th days of school, and begin to realize that you will have to live with that hell for the next 9 months.

The first day of school is tommorrow...SHIT!!

by Jakabones August 13, 2006

The First Day of School

A day that symbolizes the upcoming 9 months of woe and endless toil that is school

I still think that it sucks more balls than Britney Spears, Ja Rule, and Marey Carey put together

by Evil Tim August 27, 2003

First day fit

The term used to describe the clothing you wear during the return to a place (typically school) which it usually better than the attire worn pre First Day Fit.

Bossmans got that first day fit getting stocked for tomorrow

by zlaty October 4, 2017

first day out

First day out (of jail) when you buss it out the pack differently!

Dave: Yo, I just seen Lil Keed going ham!
Roddy Ricch: Yeah G, it's his first day out ! We gotta give it to him!

by James with the Names July 19, 2022

first day hangover

The feeling of exhaustion and inability to think after the first day of school. It affects students from elementary school, high school, and college.

Jim: Hey Timmy, you wanna go see a movie with the girls tonight?
Timmy: Nah man, I gotta go home and take a nap and get rid of this first day hangover!

by DJMattDaCoolCat August 15, 2011

The First Day of School

right back at you with some more of that east-side shit.

eat my balls, please.

by Far King Hell August 30, 2003