Excalibur

The chilly splash of toilet water that hits the anus after letting loose a huge piece of feces.

Whooa, Hahhh! -just had an Excalibur!

by pjskrov December 28, 2005

Excalibur

When engaging in fisting, insert arm to the wrist, grab hold of anything loose and pull violently.

Excuse me honey, but being your knight in shining armor I feel it is only fair that I show you EXCALIBUR!

by andy kumar April 30, 2005

Excalibur

A move used during three ways and orgys where the man finishes inside their partner but cannot pull out unless a third party comes and lifts the penis out of whatever hole it might be in like the sword from the stone, “Excalibur”

“Cum forth mighty sword Excalibur, for I shall put you in my sheath”

by whatfunk6 April 15, 2021

Excalibur

The legendary sword wielded by King Arthur, which he drew from a stone as a boy, thus becoming king of Camelot. One of the most powerful weapons in the Final Fantasy series of RPGs.

Honey, I'm off to find the Holy Grail and I'm taking Excalibur with me; call my cell if you need anything.

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

Excalibur

Actual sword given to Arthur by his servant, Merlin, who was supposedly a magician.
Excalibur can be decoded - ensis caliburnus, by Celtits (haha), meaning 'the calibian sword'
The Sword has an origin from the east part of the world, given to this king. Read the Last Legion by Valerio Massimo Manfredi and go to the Author's Note to find accurate details.

The whole sword in the stone legend must have been bullshit. Sword magically stuck to an Anvil? Wtf? But the Arthurian Legend about the king was partly fact.

by Yomommy August 29, 2005

Excalibur

When you bang a girl up the ass and she flexes her ass cheeks so hard that the guy can't get out.

"Ahh man my dick is so sore... my girlfriend Excalibured me last night"

"Look out for her, she looks like she would Excalibur you"

by The Big Papa 10944 March 19, 2010

Excalibur

A joint made with many different forms of THC and a touch of tobacco, if preferred.
(i.e. marijuana, hash, keif, and tobacco)

We rolled an Excalibur at 4:20 last night, gonzo bomb.

by Chief Tiberius February 20, 2011