evasive mumbling

Mumbling the answer to a question in hopes that the questioner won't hear or understand an answer that may get you in trouble.

When mom asks about that broken plate, you better answer with some evasive mumbling.

by Fat Atheist February 01, 2010

Tax evasion

An easy way to keep all of the money you have earned

Jake~ I wonder what things I could do to keep the money I have earned this month.

Paul~ Have you tried doing tax evasion?

Jake~ omg Paul, you're a genious.

by Destroyer of babies October 10, 2021

ban evasion

The act of bypassing your ban from a site, which usually leads to you getting banned from that site again because the janitors are too dumb to realize that dynamic IPs are a thing.

XxFuckYourMomXx was banned for ban evasion.

by /b/leach_my_eyes April 26, 2021

tax evasion

1) Noun. The illegal nonpayment or avoidance of paying tax.

2) Exclamation. Considered by many to be the single most offensive word in the English language.

1) My brother just got jailed for tax evasion!

2) Guy 1: My parents are asleep, we can say bad words
Guy 2: tax evasion

by SuperLuigi9624 June 10, 2017

Tax evasion

The primary activity of upper class brits

“Boris commited tax evasion again”
“Wow shocker”

by I_eat_dick March 09, 2022

Braden Evasion

A car chase maneuver. The driver when being followed will signal to turn left (or right)and then will actually turn the opposite way to try and lose the chaser. It usually isn't very effective but can work in various situations.

Braden is getting chased by Alex at a high speed in a residential area. Braden thinks to use the Braden Evasion; in an attempt to lose Alex, Braden signals to turn left and waits for Alex to slightly prepare to turn that way. Then Braden quickly turns right, hopefully outwitting Alex.

by dude_guy November 22, 2007

The Braden Evasion

Created by Braden the Braden Evasion is when u signal one way and turn the opposite way.

There is no record of this maneuver ever being successful

Oh no! We are being followed. You should try pull out The Braden Evasion we might lose them.

by Braden Desrochers November 22, 2007