tax evasion 

1) Noun. The illegal nonpayment or avoidance of paying tax.

2) Exclamation. Considered by many to be the single most offensive word in the English language.

1) My brother just got jailed for tax evasion!

2) Guy 1: My parents are asleep, we can say bad words
Guy 2: tax evasion

tax evasion by SuperLuigi9624 June 10, 2017

Tax evasion 

The primary activity of upper class brits

“Boris commited tax evasion again”
“Wow shocker”

Tax evasion by I_eat_dick March 9, 2022

Braden Evasion 

A car chase maneuver. The driver when being followed will signal to turn left (or right)and then will actually turn the opposite way to try and lose the chaser. It usually isn't very effective but can work in various situations.

Braden is getting chased by Alex at a high speed in a residential area. Braden thinks to use the Braden Evasion; in an attempt to lose Alex, Braden signals to turn left and waits for Alex to slightly prepare to turn that way. Then Braden quickly turns right, hopefully outwitting Alex.

Braden Evasion by dude_guy November 22, 2007

evasion 

Avoiding something, especially in an argument.

An accusation used in debates by the childish whenever a person doesn't respond in the exact way desired.

I'm getting really tired of your constant evasion of my questions.

evasion by entivore October 6, 2003

The Braden Evasion 

Created by Braden the Braden Evasion is when u signal one way and turn the opposite way.

There is no record of this maneuver ever being successful

Oh no! We are being followed. You should try pull out The Braden Evasion we might lose them.

The Braden Evasion by Braden Desrochers November 22, 2007

evalicious 

Amazing, sexy, beastly, awesome in it's highest form of extremity often can be a synonym for emolicious, hot... etc

"holy shit that boy is evalicious"


"damn you look evalicious today!"

evalicious by evaliciousbabe April 27, 2009

evasculate 

To strip a man of his main vein either literally, or more usually, figuratively.

You know, Linda really evasculated James last night when he tried not to pay for her dinner.

evasculate by Farmee May 18, 2011