Erwin

Someone who sleeps with everyone. Will do anything that walks.

Dang i heard that girl had sex with five dudes in one night. Yeah she is such an Erwin.

by DAS group August 16, 2011

Erwin

The best person you will ever meet. He is much better than his friend Aaron who is a disappointment to his family. Erwin is tall and smart while Aaron is small and dumb.

Man I was Aaron was Erwin.

by Aar0n119 November 26, 2018

Erwin

Someone who would rather stay home and cook bacon than win incredible prizes from old navy's best week ever.

that fag is such an Erwin

by DJ Diamondz September 10, 2008

Erwin

To block the cock of ones male friend.
To stop a male friend from recieving vaginal action.

Oh crap, that dude just Erwined me!!!

by Dave13579 January 4, 2008

Erwin

An erwin is a loser, someone who fails at life, someone who has horrible luck, or someone who is just really stupid.

jake: I went to go see a movie today, but when i got there it had just sold out!

Tony: You're such an erwin you should have shown up earlier.

by anton barbosa August 20, 2006

Erwin

The fattest clown and occasionally referred to as a fucking simp

why are you being such an Erwin?

by Ballnx July 30, 2020

Erwin

A mermaid. The name literally means "sea friend" . What does that even mean?!

PS. Could we instead write funny things for people's names according to their origins and true meanings? The glorifications are getting pretty old.

Erwin is best friends with Moana. This is why.

by your name doesn't define you October 16, 2021