by Hooky1308 July 8, 2009
by GoldGrenades August 15, 2014
A big, but graceful gray animal that walks the planet at this very moment. They have a heart of gold as they walk with their babies.
by elephantgirl24 January 4, 2010
a large, husky mammal who's population has had a significant increase over the past couple of years. This is most likely due to their ability to run at speeds as high as forty miles per hour. It may also be due to their inability to die. The only way to kill this cancerproff animal is to chant "Uo Jupelix Dai hapog sevilience!" which translates to "I do not believe in Elephants.", which will instantly kill the closest elephant. Fisher men have been hunting the elephant for thousands of years, most likely because their tusks, which are woven out of pure dreams. To bring an elephant back to life, you must gather a group of dawves and have them stick their tows into it mouth, while singing songs about Jesus or jellyfish resembling Jesus. I do not see why anyone would like to bring back elephants, because they are Jew haters. They also are big supporters on terrorism and are spies for those damn Mongolians, which as everyone knows are really Saturn dwellers. But worst of all, elephants enjoys kicking puppys.
There are multiple breeds of elephants, such as the normal, werewolf, and vampire elephant.
There are multiple breeds of elephants, such as the normal, werewolf, and vampire elephant.
by Patrickkkk March 25, 2008
Example:
Guy 1: how are you doing?
Guy 2: Not well, I have to constantly carry this elephant on my shoulders
Guy 1: how are you doing?
Guy 2: Not well, I have to constantly carry this elephant on my shoulders
by Raven Agreste March 18, 2021
A schoolyard game occasionally practiced by inebriated or simply bored adults.
The object of the game is to swing your arm out in the motion of a swaying elephant's trunk and make sharp contact with the opponent's genitals. Only males can be targets for the game, making female participation undesirable as revenge attacks ar impossible.
The hand must be kept open, with fingers outstretched. Fists are considered bad form and can result in punishment of the offending party by stacks on or simple punching.
Extra status is awarded to those who achieve particularly difficult shots, such as hitting the very tip of the penis with the very tip of the fingers (which causes an uncommonly sharp pain).
The object of the game is to swing your arm out in the motion of a swaying elephant's trunk and make sharp contact with the opponent's genitals. Only males can be targets for the game, making female participation undesirable as revenge attacks ar impossible.
The hand must be kept open, with fingers outstretched. Fists are considered bad form and can result in punishment of the offending party by stacks on or simple punching.
Extra status is awarded to those who achieve particularly difficult shots, such as hitting the very tip of the penis with the very tip of the fingers (which causes an uncommonly sharp pain).
Burgo's arm swung out like the trunk of a rampaging bull elephant. It was a blur, almost too fast for the human eye to see. Justin crumpled as the shock spread with lightning speed from his testicles throughout his entire body. All men within eyesight guarded their genitals and winced in sympathy.
This was the power of the Elephant. No man was safe from it's fury.
This was the power of the Elephant. No man was safe from it's fury.
by Shampyon November 19, 2006
A penis with a length of about 14-28 inches. Elephants are said to cause death to females on occasion due to intestinal bleeding or, in some cases, orgasms with intensity measurable on the Richter scale. Only a hundred Elephants have been found on Earth. One known Elephant belongs to Till Lindemann of Rammstein. The majority are said to exist somewhere in Africa.
Girl: My BF is about 6 inches, you?
Slut: My current BF has an Elephant. He made me so wide.
Girl: You're a slut, you know that?
Slut: My current BF has an Elephant. He made me so wide.
Girl: You're a slut, you know that?
by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010