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a large, husky mammal who's population has had a significant increase over the past couple of years. This is most likely due to their ability to run at speeds as high as forty miles per hour. It may also be due to their inability to die. The only way to kill this cancerproff animal is to chant "Uo Jupelix Dai hapog sevilience!" which translates to "I do not believe in Elephants.", which will instantly kill the closest elephant. Fisher men have been hunting the elephant for thousands of years, most likely because their tusks, which are woven out of pure dreams. To bring an elephant back to life, you must gather a group of dawves and have them stick their tows into it mouth, while singing songs about Jesus or jellyfish resembling Jesus. I do not see why anyone would like to bring back elephants, because they are Jew haters. They also are big supporters on terrorism and are spies for those damn Mongolians, which as everyone knows are really Saturn dwellers. But worst of all, elephants enjoys kicking puppys.
There are multiple breeds of elephants, such as the normal, werewolf, and vampire elephant.
It would be dangerous to ride an elephant because you may fall off and hert you knees.
by Patrickkkk March 24, 2008

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