by sareezy March 4, 2008
A heterosexual act of love in which a male inserts his penis into a female's mouth and ejaculates inside of it, after having anal sex.
Patricia did not want her boyfriend to ejaculate inside of her butt, so she requested an Eastlake Cigar instead.
by BlisterGypsy June 2, 2015
Don’t even fucking get me started. This is where all those bitch kids be throwing up gang signs and acting like they a blood be. Also all them annoying ass rich kids, they think their cool from their designer belts. Yeah and that nigga mr. Miana, if I were to shoot up the school he’d be the first on my list, he got no manners on god lmao, and THEN I’d go for the little fucking domonios pizza looking ass stupid hoe faggot fucks who flex and brag about their designer clothes. The only niggas that are chill here are the kids with autism, they the homies NO KAP. Besides all the weird thots at this school & all the school is pretty.
Bob: What school do you go to?
Fucking dumb dollar bill looking shit sit: Eastlake Middle School
Bob: Get the fuck away from me right now
Fucking dumb dollar bill looking shit sit: Eastlake Middle School
Bob: Get the fuck away from me right now
by Swag kid lmfao April 9, 2019
eastlake middle is trash school filled with rats LMAO. we got the hoes acting like they got asses but they really don’t. then we got the druggies always juuling in the bathrooms. oh and don’t forget the mf FURRIES. those fkn weird ass kids with the tails and ears- i cant with them. except hera cause she so hot. low key wanna be one with the wild with her if yk what i mean.
ok now for the teachers. first off, mrs rose. y’all needa stop tryna get in her mf panties bc that’s literally DiSguStAn (if you haven’t watched her wipeout video then you probably should). mr-mother-flipping-miana. what. a. hottie. but u cant let mr macias know u like mr miana because he’ll shove his walkie-talkie up ur a$$. nOw mr academia. god, what a creep. if you have or have had him as your teacher i pray to you that you don’t have stds. that mf is freaking WACK and creepy as heck, so watch out for him. last but not least, mrs wood. oh, mrs wood. she really had to get high before school and get fired LMFAO.
ok now for the teachers. first off, mrs rose. y’all needa stop tryna get in her mf panties bc that’s literally DiSguStAn (if you haven’t watched her wipeout video then you probably should). mr-mother-flipping-miana. what. a. hottie. but u cant let mr macias know u like mr miana because he’ll shove his walkie-talkie up ur a$$. nOw mr academia. god, what a creep. if you have or have had him as your teacher i pray to you that you don’t have stds. that mf is freaking WACK and creepy as heck, so watch out for him. last but not least, mrs wood. oh, mrs wood. she really had to get high before school and get fired LMFAO.
tyler : yo what’s that one wack ass school that all the fakes go to?
brian : rancho?
tyler : nah that’s rancho del gay
brian : oHhh you mean eastlake middle school
brian : rancho?
tyler : nah that’s rancho del gay
brian : oHhh you mean eastlake middle school
by mrulleisjesus May 31, 2019
It's an upper-middle class highschool. Not much personality in the minds there. Much wealth. Mindless goones. Nice cars. Many drugs. Smack dab in the middle of suburbia. Consists of about 12 black people and around 2500 of the whitest brats you will ever meet.
Those kids down at Eastlake all got bored one day and realized daddy's money buys crack-cocaine. Enter the new best friend for Mr. Stienberger.
by Brandon T. May 12, 2005
A bullshit high school located in the eastern portion of Chula Vista, California in San Diego County. The school is surrounded by an upper middle class suburb. It is supposed to be one of the best high schools academically. Many of the students who attend this school are considered "posers", "wannabees", & "sociales" who lack any street cred and bite off the Bay Area's "Hyphy" scene. The students at this school volunteer their homes for scandolous house parties with bullshit party crews where desperate horny 21+ putos party with little underage teenage girls & post their videos on You Tube so everyone can let them know how full of shit they are. These putos also tend to pay for overpriced clothing brands such as G-Unit, Roc-a-Fella, Sean John, Famous Stars & Straps, Vans, DC, Volcom, etc. and wear everything 3 sizes bigger so they can look all hardcore when in fact, they look more like a bunch of minstrels who enforce bad stereotypes upon African-American & Mexicans, while setting them back 50 years in progress. Every kid & their momma has an I-Phone, a Sidekick, and an Ipod because they are fuckin spoiled. It is also known for its scandolous reputation such as the "Nymphomanicas" who were an unofficial school club who initiated their members by having them engage in a threesome with two members of the opposite sex, drinking a 40, & sporting tattoos with the letters - "NFL" which stood for "Nymphos For Life". Academically, the school has developed a bad rep for having a shitty administration, including having 2 shitty principals (the previous one an asshole - "El Superman" & the current one a pussy who lacks the balls to do his job). They swear they are so "ghetto" & "cool" when they are softer than a Hallmark Card and stupid assholes like "Johnny Gayon" sit next to you in class.
by Cab_Zapata January 19, 2008
A high school located on the Sammamish plateau, a suburb of Seattle.
A wealthy area where most kids are either stuck-up preps or wannabe gangstas.
There are a select few of acceptable people.
A wealthy area where most kids are either stuck-up preps or wannabe gangstas.
There are a select few of acceptable people.
"All those kids from Eastlake High School are hanging out in the Safeway parking lot. Idiots. Oh, well, there's nowhere else to go. Meet you there!"
"Those kids from Eastlake High School are always so fuckin' annoying."
"Those kids from Eastlake High School are always so fuckin' annoying."
by kiddie December 16, 2004