2 definitions by Brandon T.

Eastlake

Nasty, rich suberb in central Florida. Money rules all there.

The wives of eastlake are disguisted by prenups and pampered with Escalades and clothing.

by Brandon T. May 12, 2005

Eastlake High School

It's an upper-middle class highschool. Not much personality in the minds there. Much wealth. Mindless goones. Nice cars. Many drugs. Smack dab in the middle of suburbia. Consists of about 12 black people and around 2500 of the whitest brats you will ever meet.

Those kids down at Eastlake all got bored one day and realized daddy's money buys crack-cocaine. Enter the new best friend for Mr. Stienberger.

by Brandon T. May 12, 2005