earmuff

When you put your ear to your woman's vagina and listen for the ocean.

"Her eyes were like an ocean; her vagina, likewise."
"Jack is such an asshole, he tried to do the earmuff last night but I kicked him in the face."

by ocean_diver January 11, 2021

earmuffs

Noun: When a big breasted woman wraps her tits around your head, covering your ears; her tits are the earmuffs.

My friend's busty sister liked to embarrass me by giving me earmuffs in front of other people.

by DaveBuck July 6, 2005

Earmuff

A deaf lesbian

Tina: Hey chika, lookin pretty fine!
Stacy: (silence)
Tina: Cmon! Whats wrong?
Jill: Don't worry Tina, she's just an Earmuff

by Rostra Maximus March 20, 2011

earmuffs

When two vaginas are facing both ears of a human, and begin to gyrate back and forth upon the ear.

I come home from work to have my two female roommates earmuff me!

by Brilliant March 31, 2005

earmuffs

when a man blows it in his hand and proceeds to spread it on her ears then continues by shaving his pubes and attatching them to the semen making some kinky earmuffs.

her ears were cold so i made her some earmuffs

by Shiblet February 7, 2008

German Earmuffs

The sexual act in which two females simultaneously put their vaginas completely around another persons ears.

Peter was very sad that he had not seen the ocean in a while. He decided to ask two of his friends to give him German Earmuffs so he could at least hear it.

by sucubus April 21, 2006

Grecian Earmuffs

When two men stand on either side of a sleeping victim and each put one of their testicles on the victim's ears.

Michael and Zac gave Maddie some wicked Grecian Earmuffs.

by UnderscoremyTilde April 3, 2009