drumpf 

The sound watery diarrhea makes when it hits a toilet bowl.

Jacob was washing his hands in the bathroom when he heard a loud drumpf coming from a bathroom stall.

drumpf by 4TheLAWLS July 2, 2016

drumpf 

A small and/or malformed penis.

Donald always dreaded public changing areas due to his drumpf.

drumpf by myrealnameisnotjim August 9, 2016

drumpf 

Someone of extreme low value and self worth who profusely claims otherwise. A Drumpf will exaggerate personal perceptions of wealth, physical characteristics, business relationships, and almost every aspect pertaining to themselves. With every exaggeration the person becomes more of a Drumpf thereby increasing their need for validation others. The best way to deal with a Drumpf is to ignore them and to let others know that the person is simply a Drumpf. If that doesn't work call them "a Loser", "Worthless", or "Very Very not Smart".

(noun) That Drumpf will say anything to make himself feel rich, strong, and important.

(verb) I wish he would quit Drumpfing on and on about himself, It makes him look like a clown.
(adj) He so Drumpf he actually believes the garbage coming out of his mouth.

drumpf by ibmeruu August 13, 2016

drumpf 

A deformed penis.

"When Donald pulled down his pants, I couldn't help but laugh at his drumpf!"

drumpf by Diseastrous August 19, 2016

Drumpf 

(Verb) yelling louder and longer than anyone else who is speaking with the (mistaken) idea that bullying dissenters into silence is the same as being right.

Did you hear Donald drumpfing during the debates?

Does he realize that smart voters are ignoring him?

Drumpf by I'mBuzzLightyear May 19, 2016

Drumpf 

Donald Trump's last name before it was changed. Usually either used by normies who actually think it's funny or far lefties who use it unironically.

Example one:
Bob: Le Drumpf XDDDDDDD
John: Back to 9gag you go.

Example 2:
Sally: You voted for Trump? Well I just used a 15th century pronunciation of his name. Now what?

Drumpf by NooseyGoosey April 19, 2018

drumpf 

The itch you get around your butthole, when you don't wipe well enough. AKA trump

Sorry I'm so fidgety. I have a nasty case of drumpf.

drumpf by bonum_ceti August 18, 2016