Pipe Dream

;a dream you have and long for but know you can never achieve
; a sex partner you long to fuck passionately but know you never can

"Who is your pipe dream?" "oH mY GAwD, it has to be Sidney Shlong, he's just so fucking cute!"

by TweakGod October 15, 2019

pipe dream

A strong desire that is unrealistic

The New York media has a pipe dream that LeBron James will sign with the Knicks in 2010, but he is not going to play for them because he is going to stay in Cleveland.

by Fini, Brad May 14, 2010

pipe dream

a fantasy or an illusion, dream, wish etc. that won't usually come true.


A kick ass Nintendo game! =

Being able to love him is just a pipe dream.


Yoo i still play Pipe Dream!

by xXKitteh_FaceXx July 11, 2008

pipe dream

Delusions of grandeur.

Anything Jeff thinks of is a pipe dream.

by Hero of Heroes November 3, 2009

Pipe Dream

A low hope or something that is almost impossible to achieve.

David: I been lifting for 15 years and now I'm 28 years old my max bench press is 275 lbs. Would I ever bench press 405 lbs.

Joe: That's a pipe dream.

David: ... :(

by DKXStambull November 12, 2011

Pipe Dream

any of the above definitions is good. but the following probably provides an dramatic example of the words in use.

A pipe dream is a girl that you dream about laying pipe to, although it will probably never happen.

by drdaninjp May 26, 2008

pipe dream

The sad realization that an occurrence that could turn your life around has astronomical odds of happening.

I sure wish my intestinal track and ass could produce a useful amount of thrust.

by vectortec October 17, 2003