douchebaguette

a hybrid between a douche and piece of bread.

I'm so hungry I could eat a douchebaguette.

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Douchebaguette

A French woman who acts like a douchebag.

I'm trying to get a coffee, and this douchebaguette in front of me won't shut up about how you can't get an acceptable croissant anywhere in the US.

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1. The superlative form of douchebag.
2. An especially delicious type of French bread.

This douchebaguette is spectacular, but the baker who sold it to me was kind of a douchebaguette.

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Related to a douchebag but more appropriate. Used mainly in a proffesional or learning environment

Teacher: SIT DOWN!
Student: Stop being a douchebaguette
Teacher:Haha! That's school appropraite and mean at the same time!

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A female version of a douchebag. Typically surrounded by douchebags because no normal person can stand them.

Did you hear the nonsense Cayla is spewing. She’s such a douchebaguette.

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Person 1: Hey this baguette is shitty
Person 2: Woah what a douchebaguette

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Dude, your mom is a douchebagette for not letting us build a tree fort

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