douchebaguette

Not to be confused with a douchebagette, a douchebaguette is simply a French douchebag.

Person 1: Look at that dude smoking his cigarettes while pontificating about Sartre and holding his Louis Vuitton bag.

Person 2: Yeah what an asshole.

Person 1: No, he's not an asshole, he's a douchebaguette.

by maxapo September 1, 2011

douchebaguette

a hybrid between a douche and piece of bread.

I'm so hungry I could eat a douchebaguette.

by punster October 25, 2010

douchebaguette

1. The superlative form of douchebag.
2. An especially delicious type of French bread.

This douchebaguette is spectacular, but the baker who sold it to me was kind of a douchebaguette.

by Human Ecologist March 7, 2007

douchebaguette

Related to a douchebag but more appropriate. Used mainly in a proffesional or learning environment

Teacher: SIT DOWN!
Student: Stop being a douchebaguette
Teacher:Haha! That's school appropraite and mean at the same time!

by Coach Cabbage June 22, 2009

Douchebaguette

A fucking baguette that isn’t fucking right.

Person 1: Hey this baguette is shitty
Person 2: Woah what a douchebaguette

by Afuckingoddpieceofshit June 17, 2018

Douchebaguette

A female version of a douchebag. Typically surrounded by douchebags because no normal person can stand them.

Did you hear the nonsense Cayla is spewing. She’s such a douchebaguette.

by Dingbat1 April 22, 2018