An essay/paper on which you will recieve an F. NOT a test or oral report.
Incorrect: I just wrote a doofer.

Correct: I just sqeezed out a doofer.

Correct: I just plopped a doofer on the teacher's desk.
by Cameron the 1337 December 13, 2005
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(N) any object or thing. Also can be used as an insult to describe an unintelligent person by realting them to an inanimate object (similar to call someone a wall)
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A hamburger packaging device that contains your hamburger during consumption, licensed in Australasia by Burger Fuel, an award winning gourmet hamburger franchise.
This hamburger tastes much better in a Doofer
by Roland Matthews January 23, 2007
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Anglicised pronounciation for a French cooking vessel, a Doufeu (roughly, gentle heat). This is a large cast iron pot, the lid of which is filled with ice or cold water so that the liquid inside condenses and produces a concentrated flavour.
Cook the chicken in the doofer to retain moisture.
by Phill of Skegness August 28, 2008
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a) Noun, Person who fits no other description and must be called a name immediately
b) One who doofs
c) One who likes a doofer but will not act on it
Alex is a very strange kid and everyone seems to be obsessed with his wierdness, and it all goes back to him being a doofer.
by Brandon February 28, 2003
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A person who is on welfare or the dole, but is actually quite capable of finding work. He will often fake an injury or illness to substantiate his claim that he is unable to find a job or perform work if a job should be found for him. He finds it more convenient and easy to live on the dole.
What a doofer! He sits around all week watching Emmerdale, and only goes out once a week to collect his dole.
by John Ebinger November 15, 2003
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A chinchilla that shits all over the place, but pees in spot.
Doofer just shit your shoe, man!
by Will November 16, 2004
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