derby

noun, human detritus, esp. with perverse connotations.

Singular and plural are identical denoting a substance, as with water.
Phonetically it is a corrupted form of "debris" perhaps combined with "dirty", i.e. debris + dirty = derby.

1 - He couldn't help at first being repulsed by the crack-whore as he handed her the crumpled $10 bill, even though he knew he would be submerged in her rancid derby soon enough.

2 - She went back to work in the kitchen after using the bathroom without so much as washing the derby from her hands.

derby by hypomnesis October 6, 2009

Derby

A place in the East Midlands that is very undervalued. A good city to live in if you can be arsed to get up off your ass and actually do one of the many activities there are or join one of the many groups there are!

A: I come from Derby
B:I visited there once, it was shit.
A: Well then you are a lazy fuck who needs to be bothered to do stuff. Everywhere is the same if you don't get off ur sofa! fool
B: yer i guess i did just watch tv.silly me.

Derby by Allentonite May 11, 2009

Derby

Derby is the best city in the world. We may all shag sheep, but it's better than hugging trees (FOREST ARE SHIT). We've got the best stadium in the Championship, one of the best in the country. All of the birds are fitter than Nottingham's, Leicester's and Stoke's. Finally, Derby is the 6th most expensive city to live in. I wonder why, maybe becuase it's better than any of the cities below us (Nottingham = 18th).

Derby is in Derbyshire, situated west of Nottinghamshire, South of Yorshire, East of Staffordshire and Cheshire and North of Northamptonshire. Home of the best football team in England and one of the most well know clubs in the world.

Derby by rams_at_heart August 28, 2005

derby

Simply the best place in the world, with an ammmazin football team, (much better than f**est)

If i could choose one place to live, it would be somewhere as good as Derby

derby by Matt October 25, 2004

Derby

A drinking game most popular at Austin College in Sherman, Tx. There are two teams of two, and each player has a can of beer. The beers are placed on a platform, such as a chair or box. Then the teams take turns throwing ping pong balls at the cans, like one would take turns throwing in beer pong. If you hit one of the opposing team's cans, you must drink your beer until they retrieve the ping pong ball and place it on the platform where their beer is and say, "Stop!" The first team to run out of beer wins.

Who wants to play some derby?

Derby by Praetorian308 November 19, 2010

Derby

Meaning a large, over-hanging beer belly - Mainly Mancunian slang.

Check the Derby on that fat fucker!

I bet that dude hasn't seen his cock for a while with a Derby like that.

Derby by Francisco Ubermann April 24, 2007

derby

a place full of sheep shaggers

newton is one

derby by Bennett January 17, 2003