David Hasselhoff

The name of my boyfriend's penis

"Wow, look at that huge David Hasselhoff!"

by alexrapa August 14, 2008

David Hasselhoff

Very magnetic! Germans are supposed to be OBSESSED with him but really don’t know who he is.

Randomperson#1: “hey Roman did you get the science worksheet done?”
Roman: “yeah I did”
Randomperson#1: “can you help me?”
Roman: “yeah sure! Under non-magnetic I put underwear and, under magnetic I put David Hasselhoff!”
Randomperson#1 “why?”
Roman: “no homo”

by Thebuffestboi November 9, 2018

david hasselhoff

Some guy we Germans are supposed to adore for some reason.

German guy 1: Hey, did you see David Hasselhoff last night on TV with that strange black talking car?
German guy 2: David who?

by MasterJoe August 21, 2006

david hasselhoff

The most gay straight man ever lived. Made famous from the series Baywatch. David Hasselhoff altso has his own CD.

Dude1: Have you seen Baywatch?
Dude2: Yeah, what about it?
Dude1: OMGWTFBBQ David Hasselhoff is SOOOOO gay
Dude5: He sure is *drool*

by Freakling June 15, 2005

david hasselhoff

A name used to replace the curse words "Damn Assole"

I put in eight hours today,I worked my David Hasselhoff!!

by jugatech November 18, 2007

david hasselhoff

King of the internet! with help from Pipex

I am David Hasselhoff, KING OF THE INTERNET!

by tommy060289 August 6, 2006

David Hasselhoff?!?!

An expression used to introduce oneself to an already underway conversation.

"Hey what are you guys talking about?" or "Whats up guys?" is replaced seamlessly by the more lean "David Hasselhoff?!?!"

by Clark W. August 8, 2006