crack monkey

a crack monkey is a monkey who is addicted to crack. he also loves to eat bananas and pie and lamb.

Look at that little crack monkey over there! he's eating lamb!

by Dniworrom May 15, 2008

crack monkey

A crack monkey is a person you see at a sleazy bar, or just walking in the bad part of town who's addicted to crack. You can always tell them by their call -- "Hey man, do you think you could spare a dollar?". By definition, a crack monkey should be of african-american descent, but sometimes this can be overlooked.

That damned crack monkey asked if he could borrow three dollars to he could get on the city bus.

by The Piguana March 28, 2004

Radioactive Crack Monkey

A man who is acting extremely hyper and social, though they are usually calm and detached.

I say, Tom sure is being one hell of a radioactive crack monkey today.

by Porkman385 November 22, 2006

Radioactive Crack Monkey

A man who is acting extremely hyper and social, though they are usually calm and detached.

I say, Tom sure is being one hell of a radioactive crack monkey today.

by Porkman385 November 27, 2006

crack nose monkey

a person so retarded it’s like they do crack

aye simon is acting like a crack nose monkey, you better get him.

by carson_r21 December 22, 2017

monkey crack

Tainted marijuana of a poor quality.

Man, that shit tastes likes formaldehyde.

Yeah, it's fucking monkey crack. Gross.

by Johnny Nitro September 19, 2006

crack monkeys

Those weird girls who watch anime and go to the bathroom with their phones at school. They eat hotcheetohs and smell like crap.

ay yo look at those crack monkeys over there. "uwu"

by yourmomhascracks March 2, 2020