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This is a friend or foe that does something really crazy or just needs to be call this. Have fun.
What up crack monkey?!?! What you been up to?
by john james June 10, 2005
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you fucking crackmonkey!
by Arfalarf January 28, 2004
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Monkey on crack, or someone who acts like one.
"That Raul is so silly, he's such a crackmonkey"
by Your name December 08, 2003
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1.a monkey who is addicted to crack
or
2.to express ones hate for another person
1. hey kids, this monkey is addicted to crack
2. man your a crack monkey
by jamie March 17, 2004
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A monkey who is addicted to crack cocaine, characterized by agitated delerium, feelings of restlessness, and exhibiting compulsive and repetitive patterns of behaviour, mostly in an effort to get more of the drug.

Scientists studying the effects of crack cocaine often use monkeys as the subject of their studies.
I must be in love because since I gave him my email address, I've been checking my email like a crack monkey.
by Alena W. September 23, 2003
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What you call anyone who says or does something just dumb enough not to be punched in the face with a Buick.
Jimmy just told that hot chick he likes Dungeons and Dragons and eats a lot of ham while wearing a glittery cape. Jimmy's a freakin' crack monkey, dude. That's what happens when your mom snorts crack rocks and coffee beans and then goes to the zoo to have unprotected sex with mysterious, hairy blurrs. They held her afterwards and brought her flowers the next day. So I guess it was kind of nice, in an anti-Darwin sort of way.
by Jodi S March 02, 2008
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a crack monkey is a monkey who is addicted to crack. he also loves to eat bananas and pie and lamb.
Look at that little crack monkey over there! he's eating lamb!
by Dniworrom May 15, 2008
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