Couric

official unit of fecal weight. 2.6 lbs of crap to be exact.
Wow, that crap must be 100 courics!!!
by Foxamill October 30, 2007
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Courics

The standard weight measurement of fecal matter.Used in South Park's Biggest Crap episode.
WHOA! That shit is well over 100 courics!
by Nick and JT November 01, 2007
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couric

A unit of fecal measurement. A couric is equal to 2.5 fecal pounds.
Bono weighs over 80 courics.
by fredd123 October 28, 2007
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couric

The official SI unit for measuring fecal matter
Randy Marsh holds the world record for largest crap taken measuring in at over 100 courics
by Simon Head November 14, 2007
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couric

Wow! the shit I just took is over 30 couric(s)
by Ross Hauer November 08, 2007
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couric

The international weight unit by which "craps" are measured. Equivalent to 2.5 pounds.
Randy Marsh's crap weighed 8.6 courics, but Bono's weighed 9.5.
by BrentinKC October 27, 2007
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couric

The weight measurement system used by Switzerland to weigh people's shit.
"Dubin ate Chipotle every meal for 2 straight weeks and shat a pooper that weighed 6.7 couric's"
by Got Em October 28, 2007
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