Christmas Tree

A bowl of weed topped off with a bump of cocaine,looking like a pine tree after the first snow.

Pol: "Yo, Tito came over with blow and put it on that last bowl."

K-Dawg:" No shit, homie hooked us up with a Christmas Tree."

by Tito_el_Bambino November 18, 2016

Christmas Tree

A person of either gender who is extremely pleasant to look at, but has no real intrigue or redeeming quality past their looks.

Bieber's abs are great when photo-shoped, but Marky Mark will always be my favorite Calvin Klein Christmas Tree.

by brizzlesticks January 10, 2015

Christmas Tree

the rare condition, when a teenage male smells identical, to a teenage female every single day regardless of his deodorant, body spray, cologne or lack there of.

Treatment for this condition is very harsh

Day 1
Ben: check out this new deodorant i got
Chelsea: nice! it smells like a christmas tree
Day 2
Ben: ah i just had gym, put on some new deodorant
Chelsea: mm! smells like a christmas tree
Day 3
Ben: (sits down next to chelsea)
Chelsea: Christmas tree!
Day 4
Chelsea: (to random individual) Christmas tree!
Person: Who the hell are you talking to?
Chelsea: sorry, i smelled a christmas tree
Day 5
Chelsea: (in hospital) gah... chri--stm--astree

by wakeboarddlife January 11, 2009

Christmas Tree

(n.) Slag.
(n.) Female who likes to open her legs often.

"That girl keeps her legs in the shape of a Christmas tree all year long."

or

"That bitch is Christmas!"

by Ox Vox April 6, 2008

christmas tree

Or when you want to hurry up and get a multiple choice test over with and you don't care about the grade. Same as abacadaba

"How did you do on the test"
"I just chrismas tree'd it"

by ArtSeaOne February 12, 2005

Christmas trees

Term used for marijuana after thanksgiving and before easter.

After I got my christmas trees, I rolled a Philly that could'a got the entire neighborhood high!

by DeeJay December 12, 2003

christmas tree

a pine tree that you put in your house on christmas hovering between life and death until your brats open their presents and you throw the tree out. You then find pine needles all over the house for 6 months.

I always buy a cheap (christmas) tree.

by Kyle White December 29, 2004