the rare condition, when a teenage male smells identical, to a teenage female every single day regardless of his deodorant, body spray, cologne or lack there of.
Treatment for this condition is very harsh
Ben: check out this new deodorant i got
Chelsea: nice! it smells like a christmas tree
Ben: ah i just had gym, put on some new deodorant
Chelsea: mm! smells like a christmas tree
Ben: (sits down next to chelsea)
Chelsea: Christmas tree!
Chelsea: (to random individual) Christmas tree!
Person: Who the hell are you talking to?
Chelsea: sorry, i smelled a christmas tree
Chelsea: (in hospital) gah... chri--stm--astree