Period of your life when you’re aged 4 to 12. Something precious. You only get it once. It’s the best time of your life, but you don’t realize that until it’s over. You have almost no worries or responsibilities. The world goes easy on you. Most kids want to grow up because they’re naive and think that adulthood is a good thing.

Your childhood slips away, fast. It’s not a specific moment, but rather a gradual process lasting about 3-6 months. This happens around age 13 when your voice deepens and your nuts get bigger. This is the point you start realizing that being a teenager isn’t so great after all. But by that point, of course, it’s too late. Because congratulations, your childhood is gone for good and it’s never coming back. The closest thing you’ll get to childhood is watching your own kids grow up. You’ll tell them to enjoy it while they can but they’ll ignore that advice just like you ignored it from your parents. And then the cycle goes on.
Damn I wish I could get my childhood back, it’s so precious.
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The best time to turn people gay.
I recruited a bunch more 10-year-olds to my gay agenda today.
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A foreskin on a tiny unsircumcised adult penis.
Davor always goes home to shower after the rugby, he has a nasty childhood.
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The best years of your life, not your teenager years, wtf is that? It is a time when you have no real homework, your games are your life, your bedroom is your secret hideout, stress is non-existent, and the world is fluid-like.
When I was 6 I was king of childhood. I rode on my air gorilla in the wavy grass in the sunlight each noon. I used to ride on my grandpa's tractor to the farmer's market, where everyone was bright, kind, and innocent. Now, I'm 13, and it's shit. My house sucks, my bed sucks, my school sucks, my friends are cunts, all because I'm not 4 years old anymore.
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Something that will be ruined if you're not vigilant on the internet.
When I was a kid, I loved Shrek.
Then I found 4chan, my childhood is ogre.

When I was a kid, I loved Sonic.
Then I found sexual furries.

When I was a kid, I loved Rugrats.
Then I found Creepypasta.

When I was a kid, I loved My Little Pony.
Then I found cloppers.

Don't worry, I'm sure these non-mematic shows of my childhood will remain safe from the world and....I spoke too soon, rule 34.
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Where the opposite sex had cooties, pokemon was life,a kiss made the pain go away,the ice cream man was God,green veggies were the devil,finger panting and nap time went hand-n-hand.
Childhood was easy and fun unlike now.
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the period of your life from around 3 to 12 years of age. In this time of your life you are extremely sensitive to the negative and positive around you. A bad look can traumatize you and a kind gesture can make you fall in love.

If you watch the movie chuckie when your 5 you'll have nightmares about it for a long time. then when you watch it again and your 14 you'll be like wtf was i so scared of.

The best childhoods are ones where kids are spoiled with love and quality attention, not money.

Not everyone has a good one. They say people spend their adult lives correcting their childhoods.

People usually go on to give their kids everything they didnt have in their childhoods.
I was never told i was pretty in my childhood, so i tell my daughter shes gorgeous every day. not knowing this is actually not a good thing. Nothing is good in excess.
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