Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

The ultimate of all comebacks to an insult.

Doubly effective as a comeback to a comeback to your insult.
Can be used when you're disgusted at something.
Or as an expression of surprise.

Your mother eats dog snot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

Your father fucks chooks!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin! by kam75xx June 11, 2021

cheese off 

Phrase meaning annoy used often by Bart Simpson.

BART: Hi, guys. What's up?

JIMBO: We were just saying we'd love to meet the guy who cut off the head of that statue.

BART: What? But--but yesterday didn't you say it would be cool to cut off the head, and really cheese off everybody?

KEARNY: Yeah, that was just cloud talk, man.

cheese off by Anton Chigurh March 31, 2009

cheese-off 

When a guy masturbates with cheese-wiz. Or any other cheese product.

James Etherton prefers to cheese-off after a good fuck in the ass.


-Look up James Etherton for further explanation

cheese-off by Rachel Ewald April 8, 2004

Look, FUCK OFF, you're the cheese off my cock! 

Basically a way to get rid of someone permanently, forever. Terminate the relationship with the individual to never speak to them and them ever speak with you.

Can b e used anywhere, to terminate any relationship with that work colleague you dislike, your fuckhead boss or anyone else who gets on your nerves and irritates you, in any walks of life.

him.her: "Blah blah blah blah blah complain complain, blame blame, criticise..."
You: Look, FUCK OFF, you're the cheese off my cock!

Look, FUCK OFF, you're the cheese off my cock! by de-pube August 20, 2023

cheese off my titties 

what lindsay lovessssss

yo i got some american cheese drizzled on my tits..come lick that shit

cheese off my titties by EAC November 25, 2003

cheese off 

to copy or emulate something in a way that suggests originality or in which the copier benefits from the creativity or work of another, especially when the copy is considered lame; further appropriate when the original is considered lame.

Martha Stewart cheesed off of Donald Trump's "Apprentice" with her short-lived series of a similar name. ("cheesed off" is the past tense of "cheese off")

cheese off by The Mandarin Gourmet Four April 28, 2006

no cheese off my sandals 

when you are annoyed with someone and you really dont care

guy 1: ...at least my life is worth something
guy 2: whatever bro, no cheese off my sandals

no cheese off my sandals by JTR4EVA December 2, 2011