child Molester, one who prays on the innocent and weak, especially little boys under the age of eight. Drives a window-less van with duel sliding doors.

Little Johnny was walking home from school when he was abducted and molested by a cM that offered him candy.

cM by valor November 11, 2003

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This person is the definition of a tool... they get over excited in the bedroom and scream out very loudly, and make horse like noises!

Everything to them is SUPER and good good good

They have been known to wear jesus sandles and a poncho

OMD CM is wearing his jesus sandles and a poncho again!

CM by brassey_30 May 11, 2010

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Classmate/s

I hope me and we'll be cm Next year

Yeah she's my CM

Are you a CM of Mel

CM by EnglishNoob June 12, 2016

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Carpet Muncher; a girl or group of girls that are totally obsessed with one another, almost to the point of being lesbianic.

Can also be used as a verb when referring to actions that are being done with other girls or "CMs".

"Happy birthday lover! Here's that 3 carat diamond floating necklace you wanted...Only the best for my CM!"

"Yeah the CMs aren't coming out tonight...they're probably running around their apartment doing nude sit ups or discussing their sex lives..."

On an away message: "you fine, but I ain't gon' sweat ya': CM'n with my ladies ;-)"

CM by BirdGirl December 24, 2008

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