G.P.A.C.P. 

Good Pussy at Competitive Prices

When you take a girl out on a date, most likely spending an adsurb amount of money in order to make it a nice one, and she is willing enough to repay you for your efforts in another way. That would be sex. Preferably good sex. In order for that to happen, she must have some good pussy.

-Finally took Samantha out last night.

-Oh yeah? How'd it go?

-Fucking expensive but she offered me some G.P.A.C.P. when we got back to her place.

G.P.A.C.P. by Super Writer September 30, 2011

F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P 

Song by Fall of troy, The name stands for Fuck Condoms Pre- Marital Sex Is The Shit Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant

I just heard that song F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P

F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P by ICUP666 April 10, 2008

c.p.w.a.p. 

Common accronym meaning "Cartoon Porn With A Purpose."

Example: the directions in a condom box are best when illustrated using c.p.w.a.p.

c.p.w.a.p. by r.hatchling July 17, 2016

p.m.p.c.

Pooter-Mouth-Pooter-Cooter
The sexual sequence of one being penetrated anally, orally, anally, then vaginally in said order.

Jim:Would you rather be subject to p.m.p.c., or be incorporated into the human centipede as the middle link?
Bobby: It don't matter none, either way I'm waking up with a mouth full of ass salad and an anus about as strong as strawberry jam sitting in the African sun for a month.

p.m.p.c. by BlimeyCunt August 30, 2017

P.H.P.W.D.C.A.P. 

People who hate people who don’t care about politics. Focus on the useless things.

Guy 1: WAHHH! YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT POLITICS!? YOU MUST NOW!
Guy 2: Shut up you P.H.P.W.D.C.A.P.

P.H.P.W.D.C.A.P. by HKisNOTaCOUNTRY. February 9, 2025

C.P.A.B.H. 

Cant Poop Anywhere But Home
self explanatory

I cant use that bathroom, I'm CPABH

C.P.A.B.H. by gdollar January 3, 2004

I.H.I.W.P.P.T.N.I.UD.J.T.M.T.L.C

1. I Hate it when people put their names in UD just to make themselves look cool.

2.Turrets
3.Retarded,Retards,Rtard
4.Idiots
5.Spam
6.No life
7.Teens

"OMFG I.H.I.W.P.P.T.N.I.UD.J.T.M.T.L.C" ;)

I.H.I.W.P.P.T.N.I.UD.J.T.M.T.L.C by CrunkMonk3y January 1, 2012