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means 'Crafty Pocket Wank'
when a dodgy looking man is in a teenage girls trampolining lesson with his hands in his pockets.... CPW
'hey look at that guy with his hands in his pockets...'
'C.P.W?'
'prolly'
by =virus.exe= November 15, 2004
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cpw is just a big fat troll. he hates evryone and he lets them know. cpw will make you cry and he'l feel good about it.
don't ever try to make fun of him cause he'l bring you down like the twin towers.
:''Why is she eating her own shit and screaming, WHY! WHY!''

:''She thought she was smart and made a remark about CPW''
by funnyfatguy October 23, 2011
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Shane is so unbelievably sexy, he's a CPW
by itWasMe April 03, 2015
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