bunny
A small woodland creature often covered in fur but sometimes has no fur at all. this creature can jump as high as it wants. if you see a bunny in real life, do not attempt to catch it because it will just hop away and leave you depressed. Some major attacks used by a bunny would be "pounce" or "chomp". It's main weakness is Rockets and Atomic bombs. If you ever go to battle with one of these rodents make sure to be prepared!
Example 1
Steve - what a cute bunny
Bunny - *cluck cluck*
Steve - i guess it's time to find some rockets cause i've just engaged in a hostile situation with this small woodland creature who has fur but sometimes doesn't.
Narator - and so steve and the bunny fight to the death. however the bunny is to swift for such imbocilic tactics and comes out on top. he hops away to eat a carrot. steve remains dead for the rest of eternity.
Example 2
Wendy Chioji - This just in: a bunny has been spotted in the woods! how exciting.
Bob Opsal - Yes it is Wendy, yes it is.
Steve - what a cute bunny
Bunny - *cluck cluck*
Steve - i guess it's time to find some rockets cause i've just engaged in a hostile situation with this small woodland creature who has fur but sometimes doesn't.
Narator - and so steve and the bunny fight to the death. however the bunny is to swift for such imbocilic tactics and comes out on top. he hops away to eat a carrot. steve remains dead for the rest of eternity.
Example 2
Wendy Chioji - This just in: a bunny has been spotted in the woods! how exciting.
Bob Opsal - Yes it is Wendy, yes it is.
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