by carl hart September 03, 2005

The way a Scottish person says boner (usually followed by a grunt).
Synonyms: boner, dick, couk, hard-on, morning wood, wankeroo jack, log-in-the-pants, bulgy-boo, my sweet meat, prairie-dog, german helmet, mushroom tip
Synonyms: boner, dick, couk, hard-on, morning wood, wankeroo jack, log-in-the-pants, bulgy-boo, my sweet meat, prairie-dog, german helmet, mushroom tip
(Ex.)
"Aye, Willie gut a beg booner from the Caber Toss" - UUH
(*sounds like angry grunts* Think of Shrek's rage voice!)
aka (to a Scottish person): "mah phat willay"
"Aye, Willie gut a beg booner from the Caber Toss" - UUH
(*sounds like angry grunts* Think of Shrek's rage voice!)
aka (to a Scottish person): "mah phat willay"
by get_it July 29, 2019

by [BW-UK]ReeN June 10, 2009

by adam h March 01, 2005

by octopod June 27, 2004

an erection achieved from watching either of the boondock saints movies. far more ferocious than your average erection
last christmas my family decided to put on boondock saints after dinner. i had to run from the house to hide my booner
by missiledick June 20, 2011

1. A nickname given to people who you sincerely love.
The fact that the name is incorrectly used in the plural makes the nickname noteworthy and striking.
The fact that the name is incorrectly used in the plural makes the nickname noteworthy and striking.
by RAB:) August 18, 2011
