the whip of all whips, a 1995 chevrolet beretta. two doors, mass legroom, stained rear passenger side seat is pretty much the fully loaded formula; that is, along with some classic wu & empties in the mix.
"hop in the beretta."
by jsnyd September 28, 2005
An Italian firearm company which is close to five hundred years old. This company makes the best weapons the world has ever seen. Most of these other definitions brag about the fact that U.S.A. uses them because the people that write these definition are brain-dead retards that have something messed up in their head that makes them think if the U.S. uses the companies weapons, then they are good, well how about this bitch, THIS IS AN ITALIAN GUN USED BY THE ITALIAN ARMY, that says a shit load more.
by Matteo Cappella November 18, 2007
Probably the best looking and most jam-proof gun in the world, but can lack in the accuracy department. Most popular models are 92/96 FS and Elite II in both 9mm and .40.
by Dean March 23, 2003
by Anonymous January 8, 2003
An Italian firearms manufacturer that loves to advertise the fact that they've been in business since Renaissance times. The quality of their products is somewhat hit-or-miss. They have made some excellent rifles, like the M1 Garand-derivative BM59. They make pretty good, though overpriced shotguns. Their pistols just suck.
Their trademark piece, the 9mm Model 92, is a study in bad design. It was adopted by the US Military as the M9 in 1985 to replace the superior M1911 .45 as the standard-issue sidearm, despite the fact that it failed the tests at Aberdeen Proving Grounds and caused serious injury to one of the testers. The design is highly susceptible to dirt, and the open-top slide means it will always get packed with dirt no matter how much you baby it. Ask anybody who carried one in Iraq, the slightest bit of dirt will make the M9 jam to hell and gone. The magazines don't feed well and wear out quickly. The trigger pull is too heavy, which throws off your aim. On top of that, they are made of crappy steel. Beretta 92s will get cracks in the slide after 2,000-4,000 rounds and need to be completely rebuilt. By comparison, Glocks can last 40,000-50,000 rounds, SIGs last 80,000-100,000 rounds, and 1911s are known to go for a million rounds or more with their original parts.
Their trademark piece, the 9mm Model 92, is a study in bad design. It was adopted by the US Military as the M9 in 1985 to replace the superior M1911 .45 as the standard-issue sidearm, despite the fact that it failed the tests at Aberdeen Proving Grounds and caused serious injury to one of the testers. The design is highly susceptible to dirt, and the open-top slide means it will always get packed with dirt no matter how much you baby it. Ask anybody who carried one in Iraq, the slightest bit of dirt will make the M9 jam to hell and gone. The magazines don't feed well and wear out quickly. The trigger pull is too heavy, which throws off your aim. On top of that, they are made of crappy steel. Beretta 92s will get cracks in the slide after 2,000-4,000 rounds and need to be completely rebuilt. By comparison, Glocks can last 40,000-50,000 rounds, SIGs last 80,000-100,000 rounds, and 1911s are known to go for a million rounds or more with their original parts.
"My M4 ran dry just as that hajji came around the corner with an AK. Didn't have time for a mag change, so I switched to my M9. Fucker jammed on me, and I just cleaned it that morning. Thank God that hajji couldn't shoot for shit, 'cause I had to bum rush him and stick his ass with my knife! Fuckin' beretta sucks, man!"
by yt45 January 14, 2013
Quite possibly the tightest pistol ever made. I have a 92fs, and it shoots ok. 15 rnd. mag. Stainless Steel! It's only downfall is its wierd trigger pull; really light at first, but locks up at the last 2 mm. Then you have to pull hard. And finally fires. Double action semi-automatic. Really Cool, Really Reliable.
by P8NTbalESF May 11, 2003
the beretta kicks ass
by your daddy July 3, 2003