jsnyd's definitions

dogwood

the main thoroughfare in seaville, new jersey's SEA GROVE CAMPGROUND in which mass parties have been hosted as of late.

also the site of a short but dangerous brawl in which a young squadron can hang their hats on.

'there's some bangin french bitches in dogwood 1.'
'let's see them.'

by jsnyd December 28, 2005

mcgriddlesauce

encompassing the worst of all sensation(s); the manifestation of bunk .

q: how were those fresh cuts, son?
a: i'm not gunna lie, they were mcgriddlesauce.

by jsnyd September 26, 2005

boards

usually refers to board shorts, the garment of choice to some throughout the year. innovators of the boards are sean dwyer & mike tyrrell.

'ayo tyrrell let me cop a pair of boards.'
(subsequently, t would go to the whip and return with an assortment of three to four multicolored pairs of board shorts.)

by jsnyd December 28, 2005

beretta

the whip of all whips, a 1995 chevrolet beretta. two doors, mass legroom, stained rear passenger side seat is pretty much the fully loaded formula; that is, along with some classic wu & empties in the mix.

"hop in the beretta."

by jsnyd October 10, 2005

drip

to be wet from inside and/or beyond the arc in the sport of basketball.

'don't let him drip!'
j. udani

by jsnyd October 10, 2005

poop joke

a terrible joke whose merit can be likened to that of toilet humor. originated in lunch room sermons by the human poop joke, kevin thomas, cohorts such as mike tyrell and jaison udani have continued the tradition of the poop at social gatherings.

(insert bad line/comment)

poop joke..

by jsnyd December 28, 2005

dogwood

the main thoroughfare in seaville, new jersey's 'sea grove' campground. supposedly home to 'french smutties,' which, yet to be seen by anyone, may be a figment of meyers' imagination.

q: where the fuck we rollin to?

a: dogwood 9.

by jsnyd December 28, 2005