Definitions by jsnyd

freshie 

a new &/or stylish clothing garment that impresses one's peers. the original freshie was a green, ralph lauren polo shirt, copped by craig brady.

"what do you think of this freshie, bro? you want it, don't you?"

freshie by jsnyd December 28, 2005

dogwood 

the main thoroughfare in seaville, new jersey's 'sea grove' campground. supposedly home to 'french smutties,' which, yet to be seen by anyone, may be a figment of meyers' imagination.

q: where the fuck we rollin to?

a: dogwood 9.

dogwood by jsnyd December 28, 2005

poop joke 

a terrible joke whose merit can be likened to that of toilet humor. originated in lunch room sermons by the human poop joke, kevin thomas, cohorts such as mike tyrell and jaison udani have continued the tradition of the poop at social gatherings.

(insert bad line/comment)

poop joke..

poop joke by jsnyd December 28, 2005

boards 

usually refers to board shorts, the garment of choice to some throughout the year. innovators of the boards are sean dwyer & mike tyrrell.

'ayo tyrrell let me cop a pair of boards.'
(subsequently, t would go to the whip and return with an assortment of three to four multicolored pairs of board shorts.)

boards by jsnyd December 28, 2005

gaza 

the area-in-limbo between northern upper township (palmora & beesleys point) and southern upper township (seaville/petersburg), new jersey. though borders often fluctuate, the best estimation of the gaza strip defines it as the area between butter and hope corson roads. both factions of the township have been grappling for control of the district for the better part of a decade.

'we need to run through gaza to scoop zenon & them.'

gaza by jsnyd December 28, 2005

dogwood 

the main thoroughfare in seaville, new jersey's SEA GROVE CAMPGROUND in which mass parties have been hosted as of late.

also the site of a short but dangerous brawl in which a young squadron can hang their hats on.

'there's some bangin french bitches in dogwood 1.'
'let's see them.'

dogwood by jsnyd December 28, 2005

gaza 

the livest area of the upper township metropolitan area in which warfare has been present for the past eighteen years. from the 'last snowball of the millenium war,' to the epic 'wallball scuffle,' gaza is a dangerous place to be at all times. its boundaries presently extend from berwyn drive northward to ocean avenue.

'theres a party in gaza tonight.'
'where at?'
'9 seasound.'

gaza by jsnyd December 28, 2005